Last seen falling off his horse on the road to Green Damascus, Erin O’Toole is thought by many to be the leader of a party known as Conservative.

After being kindly helped back on the animal by Elizabeth May and Catherine McKenna, both of whom happened to be in the area, Mr. O’Toole declared he will put a levy on all Canadians purchasing such carbon-based fuels as gasoline or diesel.

Good one.