You know this kinda sounds like a fun plan. Get the Jacuzzi suite in one of their more luxury rooms and veg out in front of the TV watching re-runs of TV shows that were not woke. Since it's likely we're not going to get to Banff this year for a few days away this might be the next best romantic trip.

What a horrible thing for this girl that she's so absolutely demoralized and afraid that even if she did this she probably couldn't enjoy her staycation anyway.