I live in shithole Toronto in a relatively nice condo build
Masks are required in elevators and common areas (barring medical exemption)
I get confronted easily 4-5 times weekly for not wearing a mask in elevator
I used to say "sorry I'm medically exempt" but after 50 of these confrontations I'm done explaining myself and I usually just go with a hard "no"
Last week had a guy who wouldn't get on, asked why I wasn't masked up, I said "don't feel like it"
He follows with "oh that's nice, what floor do you live on?" (presumably to report me)
At the point now where I don't even dread the interactions anymore - I'm just having fun with it.
Anyone have some good one liners for the inevitable "do you have a mask", "where's your mask" etc?
TBH also to your feeling of 'here we go again' being done explaining oneself, im starting to use the methodology of acting like I have no idea what they are talking about, in the 'cool story bro' vein.
I don't have TV, cable, satellite, nor do i read newspapers. The only news I get is via the win network, infowars or newswars. The rest I ignore, even then I dont keep up with it as much as I used to because, lets face it - when it's warp 10 clown world, how much more clown world is it going to get? Why should I care about the latest tranny pedo story time scandal, how many more than the 92 genders there is now etc.
I'm like you, im done explaining myself, im done dealing with these Covidian Cultists. I had someone masked not get in the lift of my building the other day. I just looked at them, expressionless said "going up?". Oh...you dont wanna get on i think? Your loss. No skin off my nose. I posit the key is here to act as if YOU are the NORMAL one.
im seriously starting to think about asking people "wheres your hat? you should have a hat on" in reply to wheres your mask. When you get the variants of 'eh?! What?' you can say, something like 'oh im sorry, i thought since we were telling strangers what to wear, you dont have a hat on. I think you should have a hat on".
You could use underwear but that might be a REEEEEE arrestable 'muh harrassment' offence if done to a young lady, so hat is safer.
Right arm! You sounds just like me, May I highly suggest a little amygdala shrinking
How about a little Fauci Wheeze to top it off?
All Hell is gonna break loose, and you gonna need a Bitcoin!