All this kabuki health theatre and teasing to get our freedoms back that we’re illegal to take in the first place reminds me of us long suffering taxpayers being the donkey, the politicians and human vermin (but I repeat myself) sitting on our backs with a carrot held out on a stick and a piece of string.

Fat controller Ford: “Oh! Oh! Look the carrot is getting closer! Ohhhh boo wait… Rona gonna getcha… carrot farrrr now. 2 more weeks of clip clopping.

Come on taxpayer! Let’s try again!”