Hey there kids! Today we're going to learn about MY-OH-CAR-DIE-TISS! (YAY!).

Do you love your mom? Your dad? Your two dads? Your otherkin gender neutral guardians? (YES!) I bet you do! And they love you too!

When you're full of love you have a BIG BIG heart! Your family and friends have big hearts. And your dear glorious government has a big heart too!

Conservatives (BOO!) and Christians (BOO!) and Anti-Vaxxers (BOO!) have small hearts full of hate! And we don't like that do we kids? (NO!)

So if you want the people you love to not be sick we all have to take our vaccine to show each other how big our hearts are!

Because the vaccine is full of love sometimes it can make your heart even bigger! When it gets even bigger than it was before we call it MY-OH-CAR-DIE-TISS!

MY-OH-CAR-DIE-TISS means your heart is full of even more love! Sometimes it's so much love that our chest just wants to EXPLODE! (HAHAHA!)

That doesn't sound so scary now does it kids? (NO!) So go out and get your vaccine. You just might get the biggest heart of all! (YAY!)