Just to inform you, I claimed the vaccine was 95% effective. I am that much of an IDIOT.
I knew that natural immunity was 99.99% effective but I am so fat, so dumb and so old, I went ahead and injected myself with an experimental bio weapon made by BigPharma.
Now I’m spending my last days on earth, defending Big Pharma. To my death.
I’m also choosing to spend my last days, denying facts that hurt my feeling as a fat old boomer. Yes I am old. I am obese. And that is why I am terrified of a 99.99% survival flu.
Just to inform you, I claimed the vaccine was 95% effective. I am that much of an IDIOT.
I knew that natural immunity was 99.99% effective but I am so fat, so dumb and so old, I went ahead and injected myself with an experimental bio weapon made by BigPharma.
Now I’m spending my last days on earth, defending Big Pharma. To my death.
I’m also choosing to spend my last days, denying facts that hurt my feeling as a fat old boomer. Yes I am old. I am obese. And that is why I am terrified of a 99.99% survival flu.