I don't scriptkiddy / "hack" and calling myself an "anti-social engineer" just sounds like that faggot social club shit, but I can't even... figure out how to try and explain what I "do" to these "people".

I just tell them:

I'm a wizard.

• I put on my robe and wizard hat.

sqwak ALL UNITS, ALL UNITS RESPOND CODE 3 TO REPORTS OF A KKK MEMBER AT WALMART.

timeline glitches

[radio crackles] "Roger, Backup unavailable.Backup ETA, 10 minutes"

Clarence Boddicker: "BITCHES, LEAVE."

Alternatively I said I'm the realBillHicks/realAlexJones. lulz are had, they're still stupid but it takes the air outta the drama preemptively.

"it's a multifacted, multivariate, interdimension, multi-generational, completely techologically integrated system that leverages quantum physics and antimatter to TURN THE FREAKIN SHITPOSTERS GAY!

Chemtrails and HAARP at play, folks: THIS ISN'T A GAME PEOPLE! THEY'RE COMIN FOR UR GUNnnnNNZNZ!!

"I pentest NPCs to find vulns and sploits."

WARNING SPEZ: I'm more dangerous than 45. You can't let me get access to the Nuclear Cap'n Crunch whistle. It'd start a nuclear war!