SKYKING, SKYKING, SKYKING, THIS IS FAGHOUND RADIO, FAGHOUND RADIO, DO NOT ANSWER, DO NOT ANSWER!
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AUTHENTICATION FOXTROT UNIFORM
I SAY AGAIN
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FAGHOUND OUT!
Hello Semenpeoplekind, I'm the first and only schizophrenic and intoxicated LARPing shitposter to broker a peace deal of its' kind that laid the foundation for the United Federation of Austism's historic "Khitomer Gay Village Peace Accord" which paved the way for the entire alpha quadrant (aka: reddit) to enjoy the post-scarcity luxury gayjogger space ecotankie-communism that could have only memed into reality by the Colonel of the "Q?" Continuum, c'est moi, mes Capitaines! I'm not sure if you were aware, but I'm also the holder of the sacred Chalice of Schlitt's and Heir to the holy rings of Commiesdead! Like many Jewish rappers, I'm kind of an intergalactic big deal.
Like many fables it's real in my mind!
- OP snaps his fingers, Margaret Trudeau's bush appears on top of u/woodenboatguy's shiny and reflective head in a shape vaguley similar to Trump's hair yet also Mouldylocks, strange ..... these humans! Such bizarre and baffling little creatures!*
Anyways, to put it in to a manner of speaking which your minscule and ant-like reddit-brain can understand: The trial never ended! You will be left stuck in eternal purgatory in between space-time and subspace itself in the neverending and brain-consuming void known to the enlightened and natural ruling omnipetent being party as simply "leafland".
Needless to say that your puny little human brains could never hope to even understand a fraction of how the Q Continuum predicted this! I suppose that mere mortals on this backwater shithole CARDASSIAN assembled piece of shit Ore Station, TARIQ-NOIR could ever make the Alpha Quadrant great, this bucket of rusted bolts can't even produce a rainbow-branded self-sealing assbolt !
You silly humans are so absolutely pathetic with your moral grandstanding and pompously shortsighted "Prime Directives" and "Starfleet Procedures!" In the Q Contimuum we've moved beyond the physical realm that the lesser beings of the galaxy inhabit, in a completely different dimension. Seperate and not equal, freedom can be cultivated with barriers segregating, excluding and if necessary snuffing these inconsequential creatures out with the final solution of preventing their existence with a simple thought in my mind!
- OP snaps his fingers, a Newport 100 appears between u/barosa's fingers in a grape-coloured flash!
Ahh yessss, my dear Admiral, I guess I can be certain that I have indeed arrived in the future now that I have seen you and your team here with my own eyes. The future is female, isn't it ? DICKS ZIPPED AND RE-ROUTE EMERGENCY POWER TO THE INERTIAL DAMPENERS: All aboard the Mazda Miata to the Stars, I know I'm in the right timeline because your fuckin queers are so quantum level GAY that I caught GRIDs in every single alternate UNIVERSE!
To quote the late 22nd century warp drive inventor and 20th century philosopher that made it all possible, say it with me, newfags: because this ride NEVER ENDS ....
YA CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!
(lol dis gon be gud to see 'em try, doe, fam desu desu XD the cake is a lieeeee!!!)
Did you make it this far? Share your observations of behaviour changes you've seen across your "circles" please! NEVER FORGET, the holodeck program never ends and you're locked in forever.
- Paul Hoagan pops out of a bunch of abbos in a pond and chirps: "You call that a shitpost? This is a shitpost. Oi bloody crikey, you need a loicense for those on Cuck Island, ya absolute fookin wakah, sod off innit now, ya cross-dressin sissy! This ain't Brixton, ya deranged dfegenerate poofter princess, OFF WITH HER PERSONHOOD!!!!"
Lol, this shit reads like a page from one of the discord trannies manifesto's
Wow it's almost like the entire fucking bit is meant to primarily entertain me and get creative while simultaneously running their game right back on them and masturbating with glee watching it click in their heads and seeing them all cuck-out and forfeit in order to rationalize not trying so that I can't rub it in their face that they ultimately failed, as they're ought to do ..
People love to hate me, but I'm just mirroring those people and agreeing and amplifying.
In a feminized society you have to run game on everyone.
Lurk more, you elbow-jerking pompous fucker.
Keep this shit up and you'll be bong-deep in manifestos and lighting up F0rt-MEED like a banned Christmas tree.
You're just not ready!
Well... Glad it entertained you at least.
Entertainment is llike education, love, religion, food, gender, race hahaha WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU MAKE OF IT.
Go crab-bucket back on reddit, faggot thise is a man's site. MEN ONLY.
THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE 1/2 of MILLENNIAL "assigned males" and 3/4 of ZOOMER "well it looooooks like a man, but it's not a man. That's a FEMBOT BAY-BEE!"
The faggots who use these empty exploits that don't even have surface tension to hold them together also seem to have a hard time generating novel/unique or even TERRIBLE CBC-tier content, weird huh?!
Those who can't do, govern!
We've seen base after colony after planet WREKT with each Day of Meme War II: COVID Boogaloo, and we all saw what happened on reddit.. I know that meta has traditionally lean right, but with the influx of gaydudebros and based majority-minorities we have no choice but to atapt to the modern age.
"But how are we going to maintain the balance of power, anon?!" you maybe be itching to ask. That is herpes and that's probably Momma-Trudeau's community spread decades later, don't even worry about it!
There's only one solution and like any contract that some poor random schmuck is going to actionable, tho cash equivalent, you're here for ever, etc and like ALL of these forms of institution the mod-group disconnect still persisits with vigour today!
I blame Something Aweful and lowtax, personnaly but I'm sure that we can squeeze in a few more!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx-pEArlNDU
OMEGA CANADA NEEDS A CLEAR DELINEATION AND SEPERATION OF POWERS.
Maybe let's spitball here; there's only one question to be asked.:
"Who is your Daddy ... and what does it do?"
I'm black so I have no idea but I think the Space-Jew/Commie Marxist is on the right track!
CLEAR SEPERATION OIF POWERS / ETC / EXECUTIVE BRANCH (Team Janny / +, HOLOSUITE REC BRANCH (Team social) and the JEWDICIAL BRANCH (.win admins lmao this is a hilarious analogoy haha!)
Keep your enemies close ...Keep your institutions strong, and SHITPOST IN THIS THREAD OF YOUR WIFE'S BOYFRIEND WILL FUCK YOU IN YOUR SLEEP TONIGHT!
"Shitposters of the quadtrant, Unittttte!!!"
*LUXURY POST SCARCITY LUXURY SPACE COMMUNISM CONFIRMED!