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TIME 420

AUTHENTICATION FOXTROT UNIFORM

I SAY AGAIN

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FAGHOUND OUT!

Hello Semenpeoplekind, I'm the first and only schizophrenic and intoxicated LARPing shitposter to broker a peace deal of its' kind that laid the foundation for the United Federation of Austism's historic "Khitomer Gay Village Peace Accord" which paved the way for the entire alpha quadrant (aka: reddit) to enjoy the post-scarcity luxury gayjogger space ecotankie-communism that could have only memed into reality by the Colonel of the "Q?" Continuum, c'est moi, mes Capitaines! I'm not sure if you were aware, but I'm also the holder of the sacred Chalice of Schlitt's and Heir to the holy rings of Commiesdead! Like many Jewish rappers, I'm kind of an intergalactic big deal.

Like many fables it's real in my mind!

• OP snaps his fingers, Margaret Trudeau's bush appears on top of u/woodenboatguy's shiny and reflective head in a shape vaguley similar to Trump's hair yet also Mouldylocks, strange ..... these humans! Such bizarre and baffling little creatures!*

Anyways, to put it in to a manner of speaking which your minscule and ant-like reddit-brain can understand: The trial never ended! You will be left stuck in eternal purgatory in between space-time and subspace itself in the neverending and brain-consuming void known to the enlightened and natural ruling omnipetent being party as simply "leafland".

Needless to say that your puny little human brains could never hope to even understand a fraction of how the Q Continuum predicted this! I suppose that mere mortals on this backwater shithole CARDASSIAN assembled piece of shit Ore Station, TARIQ-NOIR could ever make the Alpha Quadrant great, this bucket of rusted bolts can't even produce a rainbow-branded self-sealing assbolt !

You silly humans are so absolutely pathetic with your moral grandstanding and pompously shortsighted "Prime Directives" and "Starfleet Procedures!" In the Q Contimuum we've moved beyond the physical realm that the lesser beings of the galaxy inhabit, in a completely different dimension. Seperate and not equal, freedom can be cultivated with barriers segregating, excluding and if necessary snuffing these inconsequential creatures out with the final solution of preventing their existence with a simple thought in my mind!

• OP snaps his fingers, a Newport 100 appears between u/barosa's fingers in a grape-coloured flash!

Ahh yessss, my dear Admiral, I guess I can be certain that I have indeed arrived in the future now that I have seen you and your team here with my own eyes. The future is female, isn't it ? DICKS ZIPPED AND RE-ROUTE EMERGENCY POWER TO THE INERTIAL DAMPENERS: All aboard the Mazda Miata to the Stars, I know I'm in the right timeline because your fuckin queers are so quantum level GAY that I caught GRIDs in every single alternate UNIVERSE!

To quote the late 22nd century warp drive inventor and 20th century philosopher that made it all possible, say it with me, newfags: because this ride NEVER ENDS ....

YA CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!

(lol dis gon be gud to see 'em try, doe, fam desu desu XD the cake is a lieeeee!!!)

Did you make it this far? Share your observations of behaviour changes you've seen across your "circles" please! NEVER FORGET, the holodeck program never ends and you're locked in forever.

• Paul Hoagan pops out of a bunch of abbos in a pond and chirps: "You call that a shitpost? This is a shitpost. Oi bloody crikey, you need a loicense for those on Cuck Island, ya absolute fookin wakah, sod off innit now, ya cross-dressin sissy! This ain't Brixton, ya deranged dfegenerate poofter princess, OFF WITH HER PERSONHOOD!!!!"