We are almost 5 months into a pandemic which may or may not spread through public washrooms.
I don't know about any of you but I've been pissing outside if my home office isn't available since fucking February.
Public urination should be legal. Especially right now.
The only time that I've been cited for public urintation, I wasn't even actually in public! Wrap your head around THAT, I'm not even kidding. Haha I never thought of myself as a "criminal" but now that you bring this up, I unironically have done this and got away with it hundreds or thousands of times.
WATCH OUT GUYS I'm admitting my serial public urination compulsion!
Why didn't anyone tell this asshole that the ONLY acceptable sink to piss in would be the SLOP SINK? AKA his wife. Also, if you've got a penis that is similar in size to Hammy, you can alternatively insert it in a hole in the floor drain and then relieve yourself undetected.
Ham's specialty is urinal shitting however, and I'd be surprised if he can master both of these skills, however.
lol I was unlawfully detained and arrested and quite angry about the situation, as I dindu nuffin, so I stuck my dick outta the bars of the holding cell and let er 'rip! I was most angry about a pretty large cut that I had suffered during the arrest (lawfully resisted) that was not being treated.
Luckily the charges were withdrawn, but not the ticket of course and that was the only error on my part really, I actually overlooked the fine and was forced to pay!
You can beat the charge, but you can't beat the ride!
That was the day I learned that the police don't really know the laws they are entrusted to enforce, or don't really care. That was a very sad and angry day for me.
The lesson you should have taken from that experience should have been "don't resist arrest and for the love of God don't piss out of your jail cell to show that you're miffed.
I was really hoping for a "I got caught pissing on the bar at a club while ordering a drink" story. Maybe even a spindarella.
Fucking hell.
We are almost 5 months into a pandemic which may or may not spread through public washrooms.
I don't know about any of you but I've been pissing outside if my home office isn't available since fucking February.
Public urination should be legal. Especially right now.
The only time that I've been cited for public urintation, I wasn't even actually in public! Wrap your head around THAT, I'm not even kidding. Haha I never thought of myself as a "criminal" but now that you bring this up, I unironically have done this and got away with it hundreds or thousands of times.
WATCH OUT GUYS I'm admitting my serial public urination compulsion!
Wait wait wait.. IS THIS A?
PISS THREAD!
https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/jerry-bance-marketplace-1.3217797
Remember this amazing story? FOLKS.
Why didn't anyone tell this asshole that the ONLY acceptable sink to piss in would be the SLOP SINK? AKA his wife. Also, if you've got a penis that is similar in size to Hammy, you can alternatively insert it in a hole in the floor drain and then relieve yourself undetected.
Ham's specialty is urinal shitting however, and I'd be surprised if he can master both of these skills, however.
Okay, I'll bite.
How the fuck did you manage to get cited for public urination when you weren't even in a public?
lol I was unlawfully detained and arrested and quite angry about the situation, as I dindu nuffin, so I stuck my dick outta the bars of the holding cell and let er 'rip! I was most angry about a pretty large cut that I had suffered during the arrest (lawfully resisted) that was not being treated.
Luckily the charges were withdrawn, but not the ticket of course and that was the only error on my part really, I actually overlooked the fine and was forced to pay!
You can beat the charge, but you can't beat the ride!
That was the day I learned that the police don't really know the laws they are entrusted to enforce, or don't really care. That was a very sad and angry day for me.
The lesson you should have taken from that experience should have been "don't resist arrest and for the love of God don't piss out of your jail cell to show that you're miffed.
I was really hoping for a "I got caught pissing on the bar at a club while ordering a drink" story. Maybe even a spindarella.
Fucking hell.