You know what a shit barometer is, Bubs? It measures the shit pressure in the air. You can feel it. Listen Bubs. You hear that? The sounds of the whispering winds of shit. Do you hear it? Oh but you will, my sorry little friend when the shit barometer rises, and you'll feel it too. Your ears will explode from the shit pressure.

You were warned, Bubs. But you picked the wrong side. Beware, my friend. Shit winds are a comin'.