I'm too busy sucking off dudes to respond right away, but I'll try and find time between customers! My son is a low-functioning unemployable autistic ladyboy, so I need to sell my body to support us both.
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I have a question - why the fuck didn't you abort?!!?
I'm such a fat whore that I had no idea I was pregnant until little Harvo slipped out of my gaping hole, and onto the truck stop parking lot asphalt, head first.
Godspeed
I refuse to attend, until he starts doing full marathons instead of this halfway pussy bullshit. I can handle approximately 26.2 lineal miles of cock per day without even trying.
Also, the clientele is poor and prostituting is frowned upon at the Special Olympics.
Well, little Harvo has been undergoing a reverse-puberty procedure for the last few years now, so it's hard to say, but I think it was around the time he started posting pictures on the internet he took of children urinating in public.
Honestly, he's probably more of a threat to animals than children, fwiw lol! But that's a story for another time...
Was it weird marrying a 55-year old cabinet minister when you were 17? Were you grossed out by his wrinkly old nuts?
Age of consent laws today would make your first marriage illegal. Did you know what you were getting yourself into? Would you describe yourself as having been groomed?
How are the rolling stones in person? Which one has the biggest dick?
What was studio 54 like back in the day?
Which drug did you prefer? Cocaine or heroin?
Do you feel a bit bad for pitching yourself as a mental health expert when you have no training in the field? Do you think that every loony in the asylum is also a mental health expert? If so, how much would they deserve in speaking fees?
By selling your body, is that what the Kielburgers required to put you on stage at WE days? Was the quid pro quo not enough to get you onstage?
Thank you so much for doing this Mags, I have so many questions for you.
I think you have me confused with another massively slutty cunt-whore, Margaret Trudeau. Easy enough mistake, I get that all the time lol!
Aaaaa... WTF is this ‘Stickied’ for here? Who cares? This is a political site. Seriously questioning the mods reasons here!?! Is the content lacking so here you need to put this up?
It's also a shitposting site.
I hear complaints from people who don't want serious politics discussed here and just want funny shitposting, and I also hear complaints like yours from people who don't want to see the shitposts.
You're both just going to have to learn to coexist. If you see something you don't like, just downvote it and post something you're more interested in. Or just ignore it and keep scrolling. You're not obliged to interact with content you're not interested in.
Omegacanada is an open forum. No one person or camp gets to engineer this place to their own personal tastes by telling others what they can't post. We have rules in the sidebar. As long as those are followed, anything goes. After that, the userbase will decide via the vote mechanism.
Lol.... ok ? Agreed. You need some fun to combat all the shit going down.
I usually throw quarters at hookers because they want me to rain down money on them.
Sounds like you could use a could use a good BJ... I also do full service for $10, and anal for $20 (or $15 w/ a large Double Double from Mcd's) if you're interested.
Sorry mom, I thought it was bullshit but now i can see you’re full of cum and not shit
Being a cum dumpster is all I'm good for, because my son is a useless retard faggot.
Awwwww.... ? You ‘stickied’ it!!! I knew it was risky to enter this room. It looks like Stan’s dad with the ectoplasm all over the room! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2FDWPy6Xiwg
Is it true that Harvo and Ham are twin brothers?
There's really no way of knowing, there are loads of cum in my vagina from at least a dozen different men at any given time. Some say "get a DNA test" but I can't afford that between my crippling meth addiction and my son's Fortnight DLC shopping sprees.
Barosa: TRIGGERED
High five bud!
I drank copious amounts of alcohol when I was pregnant with little Harvo lol! That's why he's such a feeble loser!