I thought it would literally be Big Red.
Now that I think of it lesbian boomer was probably the only realistic option. That kind of thing takes a serious amount of irrational hate, lunacy, and total vulnerability to TV's pernicious influence.
Lesbian boomer was the smart bet.
I imagined her 10 years younger, 30-50lbs fatter, and a more masculine face. I wasn't far off.
I thought it would literally be Big Red.
Now that I think of it lesbian boomer was probably the only realistic option. That kind of thing takes a serious amount of irrational hate, lunacy, and total vulnerability to TV's pernicious influence.
Lesbian boomer was the smart bet.