Let's be frank.
If the fishermen lose then there'll be no more lobsters.
It's as good a reason as any. Lobsters are awesome and there has to be some benefits to living in the country.
If anything, our history books need to contain the story of the time a vague court ruling and a pussy government led to a situation where the Natives tried to wipe out the lobster industry and the entire thing devolved into a civil war where the Natives were far better armed than the Canadians.
I could see a hideous battle where one side had hockey sticks and the other had automatic rifles. We'd prevail, but not without taking hideous casualties but don't we always take hideous amounts of casualties whenever war breaks out?
('Hey Canadians, how about you go test our new beach invasion tactics against a heavily fortified beach? You go ashore, dick around for a while, we see what works and what doesn't then you can withdraw. It's really important, you guys mind doing that for us?')
I think we need to write this story. Let the Great Canadian Pandemic Lobster War commence!
May it be silly.
No, the gun control love from Trudeau is entirely due to the Montreal Massacre.
You know how for a lot of people, the best music they've ever heard was the music that they were listening to when they were 18-19?
The stuff you were listening to when you could drive, get served in some bars, get into some clubs? The stuff you were listening to when you first felt like an adult?
That's what the Montreal Massacre is to a cosmopolitan feminist of those years.
Some sexist pig shoots a bunch of women in his college class because he wasn't getting any?
How much tail do you think Trudeau got by talking about how the government shouldn't have even allowed people to have the weapons that would make such a thing possible?
As Pierre Trudeau's son at McGill? A thousand women would be a conservative estimate.
If only the media had talked about the toxic masculinity of Islam instead of blaming the guns and the sexist attitudes Trudeau could have become a C-level PM.
(In all fairness, with a name like Marc-Andre Lepine who would have suspected he was Muslim and that his father had some dire thoughts about western women?)
It is what it is.
Let's be frank.
If the fishermen lose then there'll be no more lobsters.
It's as good a reason as any. Lobsters are awesome and there has to be some benefits to living in the country.
If anything, our history books need to contain the story of the time a vague court ruling and a pussy government led to a situation where the Natives tried to wipe out the lobster industry and the entire thing devolved into a civil war where the Natives were far better armed than the Canadians.
I could see a hideous battle where one side had hockey sticks and the other had automatic rifles. We'd prevail, but not without taking hideous casualties but don't we always take hideous amounts of casualties whenever war breaks out?
('Hey Canadians, how about you go test our new beach invasion tactics against a heavily fortified beach? You go ashore, dick around for a while, we see what works and what doesn't then you can withdraw. It's really important, you guys mind doing that for us?')
I think we need to write this story. Let the Great Canadian Pandemic Lobster War commence!
May it be silly.
No, the gun control love from Trudeau is entirely due to the Montreal Massacre.
You know how for a lot of people, the best music they've ever heard was the music that they were listening to when they were 18-19?
The stuff you were listening to when you could drive, get served in some bars, get into some clubs? The stuff you were listening to when you first felt like an adult?
That's what the Montreal Massacre is to a cosmopolitan feminist of those years.
Some sexist pig shoots a bunch of women in his college class because he wasn't getting any?
How much tail do you think Trudeau got by talking about how the government shouldn't have even allowed people to have the weapons that would make such a thing possible?
As Pierre Trudeau's son at McGill? A thousand women would be a conservative estimate.
If only the media had talked about the toxic masculinity of Islam instead of blaming the guns and the sexist attitudes Trudeau could have become a C-level PM.
(In all fairness, with a name like Marc-Andre Lepine who would have suspected he was Muslim and that his father had some dire thoughts about western women?)
It is what it is.