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AlaskanTyrant 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well thank fuck I'm two provinces away then. Cause I got the mental issues and I'd probably qualify for that shit.

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AlaskanTyrant 4 points ago +4 / -0

Eating dirt is cultural appropriation.

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AlaskanTyrant 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not wrong there. I almost got myself one too. But my dumb ass was too scared of rejection to go for him.

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AlaskanTyrant 3 points ago +3 / -0

Communism leads to misery and death in every single case.

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AlaskanTyrant 9 points ago +9 / -0

Someone asked me once. I ignored them. I don't acknowledge their existence anymore. Indifference is the least painful kind of action to take. Or for me at least. I cry when I get yelled at.

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AlaskanTyrant 6 points ago +6 / -0

Piss on the Baaaaaaag do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

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AlaskanTyrant 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wanna see this province explode.

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AlaskanTyrant 0 points ago +1 / -1

That is absolutely hilarious.

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AlaskanTyrant 1 point ago +2 / -1

Oh is that his original name? I've just been calling him morty since the first account I saw that fucker on was Mortadelli-Panini.

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AlaskanTyrant 18 points ago +18 / -0

The modern Leftist "male" does. They are almost completely indistinguishable from teenage girls.

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AlaskanTyrant 17 points ago +17 / -0

I fucking hate this Chinese exclave.

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AlaskanTyrant 6 points ago +6 / -0

So many Truth bombs are being dropped right now I could swear that this was OmegaIraq Not OmegaCanada.

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AlaskanTyrant 13 points ago +13 / -0

In a world of contradictions, Consistency is a delicacy in a sea of dogshit.

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AlaskanTyrant 7 points ago +7 / -0

Huh. Liveleak culture has come to brampton. You think this is gonna be allowed to stay up on this site?

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AlaskanTyrant 7 points ago +7 / -0

Didn't say he was gonna be on our side. Fucker knows what's up but like all rich boy bitches he has no shits to give for the plebian masses.

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AlaskanTyrant 2 points ago +2 / -0

Almost fell into that shit filled pit myself. Luckily for my stupid ass I got a good reference for what I thought was a good boyfriend was supposed to be.

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AlaskanTyrant 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's a bit bullshit but I can't blame em for not wanting to be so close to the stupid. It'd shrivel my ovaries just to stand next to those fuckers too.

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AlaskanTyrant 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can say that again. Only guy I ever felt anything for wasn't even from here and was immune to the Soylent disease.

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AlaskanTyrant 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, soylent manbabies don't moisten my knickers.

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AlaskanTyrant 4 points ago +4 / -0

I should be safe, I'm not letting any vaccine cock-goblin touch my fucking hands let alone get in my pants.

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AlaskanTyrant 13 points ago +13 / -0

Freedoms isn't the only thing that whale ate. Bitch ate the whole fucking moon cause he heard it was made of cheese.

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