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AlaskanTyrant 17 points ago +17 / -0

I'm so fucking jealous... I wanna move there today and never look back... Lucky fuckers and their freedom oriented government...

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AlaskanTyrant 9 points ago +9 / -0

Street fights are usually the least woke out of all the sports.

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AlaskanTyrant 8 points ago +8 / -0

Damn that's gonna get him shot a second time.

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AlaskanTyrant 22 points ago +22 / -0

I wish we were nothing more than states in a larger United states... At least then we'd get better representation in our own fucking government.

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AlaskanTyrant 10 points ago +10 / -0

Huh. I stopped using Google a while ago. You should too. Fuckers don't deserve any money.

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AlaskanTyrant 6 points ago +6 / -0

Run fucboi. Get the hell out of that City.

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AlaskanTyrant 4 points ago +4 / -0

This got me giggling and now my dad's looking at me weird.

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AlaskanTyrant 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's gonna make a fortune if he lives in Toronto or plans to move to that godforsaken city.

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AlaskanTyrant 4 points ago +4 / -0

My dad used to be a trucker before he had me. He pissed in bottles and threw them out the window when he was done. I'd imagine he'd just laugh at these drivers.

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AlaskanTyrant 5 points ago +5 / -0

I bet her majesty would rather our entire country had fallen into civil war years ago.

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AlaskanTyrant -1 points ago +2 / -3

In all honesty with the state of our current military I wouldn't be opposed to dumping it. America pretty much occupies us anyway so it's not like we'll be loosing any defense.

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AlaskanTyrant 13 points ago +13 / -0

France seems to give at the very least a little bit of a shit about its own culture.

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AlaskanTyrant 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's not one person it's multiple in the middle of a fight with a group trannies for the flag space. That's why it's so messy.

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AlaskanTyrant 1 point ago +1 / -0

They took away his two extra penises.

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AlaskanTyrant 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have no idea what that is but please help me I'm in the middle or being assaulted by a troon brigade.

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AlaskanTyrant 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well it doesn't really prevent me from going. It's just a risk factor that my dad doesn't really feel is worth taking for something that doesn't really have any substantial benefits for either of us.

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AlaskanTyrant 4 points ago +4 / -0

April fools is a great day to play retard.

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AlaskanTyrant 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not really. live too far from cranbrook to really bother going on my own. If my dad even lets me which considering my physical condition I'm always in, He'd mostly likely say no. And going into the province nextdoor is out of the question. We did go every now and again for a movie or to eat out at a restaurant before Covid of course. But now I only go when he takes me for medical stuff. But other than that I never really leave the house.

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AlaskanTyrant 8 points ago +8 / -0

So this what it feels like to get blueballed...

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AlaskanTyrant 12 points ago +12 / -0

Hold on a minute, I'm gonna go get my nail clippers.

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AlaskanTyrant 6 points ago +6 / -0

I live in BC but far enough away from others and large towns/cities that the government doesn't bother attempting to enforce the lockdown restrictions but I'm close enough to one so that if something bad happens I or my dad can call for help and not have to wait for 2-3 hours for them to get here.

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