God if that tard did that to a guy I used to know he would have been shot.

Makes sense. 4chan is huge and gets tons of free advertising from the Mainstream media.

Heheheh. I hope your prank goes well for you dude. Hope your girl doesn't castrate you for it though.

Better prepare yourself. If she believes it you're gonna have a high-heel lodged in your ass pretty quickly.

If only my dad wasn't a woodland man. He'd actually piss inside rather than by his designated piss tree and that'd work.

I think I'm gonna stay here, I'd rather not get a rake shoved up my ass.

If only they were actually invisible the rest of the year... Maybe I would actually keep my lunch down when one passes by me on the Path.

Thanks bro.

God that site is a shithole. Worse than fucking Toronto or Ottowa.

Fuck. I wanna pitch in. But I can't vote yet.

He really does sound nuts. Been doing that stuff since I was 7, I can kind of relate to him on the awkward loser shit since I could very much be considered the same thing if not something extremely similar. I also say things I really shouldn't here (Don't worry nothing serious just stupid shit that people with self control and dignity usually keep to themselves.) But the obsessive part and decade long vendetta against a group that doesn't want to be friends is something that I can't relate to in the slightest. Do you know if he had anything or was he just that insane and hyperfixated on getting back at you guys? Also what was it like when this place was still on reddit? I'm too new to have any kind of memory from that period.

Who's Harvo? I keep hearing that name every now and again but I don't know anything other than his name and that he's hated. Can you tell me more about why he's despised by most of the older guys here?

Wait the Northern sea route? Isn't that almost always frozen over? Is the DPM indirectly advocating for global warming?

Tried that. Didn't work. Tried a whole bunch of shit too. Like leaving them outside for a long ass time and I even hand washed them till it hurt too much. 4 years of frequent bedwetting (Physical deformity can't stop it without surgery.) fucks over blankets pretty harshly.

Yeah. At least there's a glimmer of hope for this shithole we call a home.

This province is fucked.

Thank you for being helpful, You're better than the other guy who I think is telling me to go fuck myself at the moment. I'm gonna go tell my dad and get it either delivered or we go to the store. I hope it's the store I want to go to one again. I haven't done that in a while.

Yeah wool is pretty nice, I think I get an arm but I don't have a cock at the moment, I'm gonna have to go and find one.

I think the fur stuff does well with me. My dad gave me an allowance of 150$ so that's my budget limit.

I can't jack off. I'm a girl.

Oh I love weighted blankets they make me feel safe when I try to sleep. But my dad told me he wouldn't buy me one since it would take too much effort to clean when I inevitably wet myself.

Oh okay thankyou, Do you have any recommendations for blankets? I'm not used to being able to choose what I get so I don't know what to pick.

Oh Easter's coming up? I love Easter! I'm gonna get a big hollow Easter egg and fill it with ice-cream.

I saw a have eaten burrito today when my dad was taking me to my monthly checkup. I'm almost certain it would be more beneficial to eat that rotting burrito than take the vaccine.

It's the eyes I think. They set me off. Like a small bit of dread. Though I'm fucked in the head so that might just be me. I already regret saying anything in the first place I'm sorry.