What are the most useless, most breathable, most comfortable masks on Amazon that looks like what the cucks wear and won't get me arrested?

I am the most avid anti-maskers in the country. So far I have worn one exactly 3-times. But BC just went full on faggot.

I ain't planning to give up the mask fight anytime soon. But I have few really important things I need done to sell a property, like lawyers and real-estate agents and banks. Pick your battles type of thing.

I told my pizza delivery guy that he would only get a tip if he removed his mask. He immediately put it on his chin. I said not good enough. He put it in his pocket.

It is a fucking clown world. Ten years ago I might have tipped a stripper $5 bucks to take off her panties. Today I tipped a early-20s bearded East-Indian man $5 bucks to take off his mask for 30 seconds while I did Interac at the door.

How is it? Are there any airlines at all allowing you to fly without a mask? What about in the Executive First Class style pods?

Assuming Trump wins, I want to make plans to get the fuck out of the country for the winter. I am thinking Florida and then on to one of the multiple areas in the Caribbean that are opening up is the best bet, but I would love to hear ideas about potential sane destinations and ways to get there. It is so hard to wade through the propaganda to see what is actually happening in individual countries.