The police have to cover too much territory.
Someone robs a bank - send a cop to catch him in the act.
A crib death - send a copy to the hospital to interrogate the family.
A vehicle accident - the cop might be the first on the scene to provide first aid.
A dog barks - send the cops.
Someone parked like a asshole - maybe the cop will have time after he chases a robber.
A kid gets killed in an accident - send a cop to tell his mother.
That is fucking crazy. Every piece of shit job gets passed to the cops. If "defund the cops" means they get a break, defund them and hire someone who doesn't have to deal with drunks in the middle of the night to do some of the shit work.
A real man can cook his own egg
Yep, the secret is out. The government wants you to wear a mask because you are ugly
Put a mask on because people are dying. That's enough reason.