I live in shithole Toronto in a relatively nice condo build

Masks are required in elevators and common areas (barring medical exemption)

I get confronted easily 4-5 times weekly for not wearing a mask in elevator

I used to say "sorry I'm medically exempt" but after 50 of these confrontations I'm done explaining myself and I usually just go with a hard "no"

Last week had a guy who wouldn't get on, asked why I wasn't masked up, I said "don't feel like it"

He follows with "oh that's nice, what floor do you live on?" (presumably to report me)

At the point now where I don't even dread the interactions anymore - I'm just having fun with it.

Anyone have some good one liners for the inevitable "do you have a mask", "where's your mask" etc?