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He LARPs online as a dumb left-leaning liberal as an effort shill against leftist-ideologies in order to make socialist ideas look bad. It was his group that donated 5 dollars to Derek Sloan under the orders of Erin O'toole in order to oust Sloan from power. Derek Sloan had evidence of election fraud for the Conservative elections but he was silenced before he could show us the truth.

They all take yearly trips to the Bohemian Grove where they engage in a Satanic ritual involving milking Erin O'toole's breasts. O'toole's breast milk is the secret formula used by Canada's Big Dairy Cartel to turn our kids gay. I know this because his white supremacist terrorist group holds meetings at the local pizza shop near where I live. I've been secretly documenting their meetings for some time now.

How do I report this to our dear leader Castreau?