There's a cerb group on Facebook? What a bunch of lovers.

I used to be a young energetic black male

Another victim of systemic racism! We need the government to pay this fine young man's rent so he and his BBM can live covid free!

This sounds fake. I choose to believe that it's fake.

I'm taking a collection of your gently used punctuation for this poor lad.

He clearly didn't have enough Vitamin Dominos.

Prove to me he didn't lick every surface he could and show up at the hospital for a bed?