My building has 2 xersons per elevator rule. I get on, then it stops a few floors down.
Doors open to reveal two folks all masked up of course, both with expressions indicating that they're trying to process how to deal with this situation, as me plus ye equals three.
Xerson the 1st mumbles "maybe we should just take the stairs", xiz she-partner replies "good idea". Sorry kids, I guess you never expected to encounter someone else using the elevator machine.
Best part though, the shocked look they both had, a combination of fear/anger/and disbelief. "but the sign says TWO people max! wat do now?!!?"
tldr: liberals.
As a proper cuck, he should have asked his gf to ride with you and he could take the stairs on his own. That fella needs some reeducation.