O'Toole steps to the mic, "My fellow Canadians, mes fellows Canadiens, I am addressing you with a somber but sobering message; You are being lied to. The media, not just the CBC, but the other major networks of CTV, Global, and Torstar print media, all provide daily messaging with the goal of shaping your opinions. The warnings of an environmental crisis has been repeated for decades with new timelines offered as soon as we pass the old ones. What's our countdown to death now Greta, 10 years? Other lies include the mantra that multiculturalism will make us stronger and better, that our natural resources are speeding our demise, and that our soaring debt is a gift to our children's generation. These lies have eroded our sense of identity as Canadians and we have been been intentionally polarized by these messages and their messengers. This needs to stop.
This morning I have sent new letters of direction to all of our shadow-cabinet ministers and on an all-caucus call today I have informed our members of the new direction we are taking our party. As free individuals, any elected member who feels that he or she cannot support this direction will be able to resign from the party and we will wish them well. For those that stay, this will be the continuation of the work our predecessors started when they saw Canada as a nation of free peoples. It is my sincere belief that you, my fellow patriots, will review the evidence we provide you with today and continue to support us in our goal of freedom and opportunity for all Canadians. We know that the ultra wealthy cabal of billionaires, such as the World Economic Forum, the guy who made Windows, and the guy that owns Amazon, do not have your interests anywhere in their hearts or minds. When I say 'your interests', I am talking to you, the families near Quesnel, BC, and Drayton Valley, Alberta, the hard working Saskatchewans near Prince Albert... all across our country we can look around and see strong people with vast resources we can use to make our lives better for today and prepared for tomorrow.
I believe in this country and the people who call it home, and I, along with my fellow elected MPs, will work tirelessly to promote and defend your interests. Join us today for an honest tomorrow.
O'Toole steps to the mic, "My fellow Canadians, mes fellows Canadiens, I am addressing you with a somber but sobering message; You are being lied to. The media, not just the CBC, but the other major networks of CTV, Global, and Torstar print media, all provide daily messaging with the goal of shaping your opinions. The warnings of an environmental crisis has been repeated for decades with new timelines offered as soon as we pass the old ones. What's our countdown to death now Greta, 10 years? Other lies include the mantra that multiculturalism will make us stronger and better, that our natural resources are speeding our demise, and that our soaring debt is a gift to our children's generation. These lies have eroded our sense of identity as Canadians and we have been been intentionally polarized by these messages and their messengers. This needs to stop. This morning I have sent new letters of direction to all of our shadow-cabinet ministers and on an all-caucus call today I have informed our members of the new direction we are taking our party. As free individuals, any elected member who feels that he or she cannot support this direction will be able to resign from the party and we will wish them well. For those that stay, this will be the continuation of the work our predecessors started when they saw Canada as a nation of free peoples. It is my sincere belief that you, my fellow patriots, will review the evidence we provide you with today and continue to support us in our goal of freedom and opportunity for all Canadians. We know that the ultra wealthy cabal of billionaires, such as the World Economic Forum, the guy who made Windows, and the guy that owns Amazon, do not have your interests anywhere in their hearts or minds. When I say 'your interests', I am talking to you, the families near Quesnel, BC, and Drayton Valley, Alberta, the hard working Saskatchewans near Prince Albert... all across our country we can look around and see strong people with vast resources we can use to make our lives better for today and prepared for tomorrow. I believe in this country and the people who call it home, and I, along with my fellow elected MPs, will work tirelessly to promote and defend your interests. Join us today for an honest tomorrow.
And then he steps forward to take a big gulp of milk.
Haha, no, this is fantasy version of O'Toole. He stares into the camera and pours out a glass of milk symbolically. Says nothing, but they know.
Does the fantasy include the lost election afterwards?
Sure does. Then it's a party leadership election.
Y'all got anymore of them real conservative parties? I'll come to you first with my nomination papers.