Because canadians are so fucking busy pretending to be american, watching our news and pretending its theirs, pretending our president is theirs, pretending our sports are theirs, pretending our celebrities are theirs, that they dont have time for rational thought about their own country and at the end of the day just parrot what cbc or ctv says so they fit in with the cool democrat americans to oppose those nasty republicans. And then transpose all of that onto their own shitty country thats a tenth the size of the UsA with a wholly different set of problems that never get addressed properly because the whole damn nation is full of fucking larpers.