I once had this neighbor who I chatted with over the fence. Guy told me he lived way up in the NWT and told me all kinds of crazy stories about the natives etc. Stealing his aftershave to drink it for its miniscule alcohol content, stuff like that and also some weird story about how he went camping with some natives and he woke up with all his stuff gone, the natives he camped with were gone too. Waaaaaay out in the middle of nowhere, everything gone, vanished, like they stranded him on purpose. Told me he had to follow footprints in the snow to find his way back and almost died. Then a few years later after I moved I found out the guy was a legitimate child diddler. So the natives can't be all that bad if they tried to off that guy.