Dear Leader,

After years of grueling emergency leadership and over a year with the Safe and Effective AlphaVax, we reflect on Canada’s excellent progress under Sunny Ways.

Our four/five dose schedule continues to offer robust protection against all variants, so we’re thrilled by your new vaccine plant near Montreal and our upcoming OmicronVax series.

Come autumn, when you’ve fully vaccinated us, we’ll continue to enjoy 95% protection, from all variants. At that point we’ll be ready to go back to a safer Layered Approach.

We all know the Science Changes, and as it does, we’re ready for you to further leverage the capacity of future Canadians, instead of charging the vulnerable demographics who will continue to possess the majority of wealth. That’s having our backs.

This will allow you to continue to Build Back Better by getting rid of silly things like arrows, and instead focus on what really works, such as;

-ArriveCan

-Mandatory vaccination for discretionary activities such as employment, travel, EI, etc

-Vaccine Passports for other discretionary activities such as restaurants, museums, library, local transit etc

-Mandatory Mask; Any type

-Ensure Canadians aren’t subjected to dangerous information

-Increase immigration from warm countries, simultaneously lowering energy output and discourage new housing

We note however that while you do speak for all Canadians, FreeDumb Lovers are not doing their part to flatten the curve.

They take up space. There is a housing crisis. We ask you to reflect on if opinion polls indicate the Liberal Party can decide if Canadians will continue to tolerate those people. We think we know the answer and we think if you keep working with Jagmeet you can get it done if we happen into a nasty wave.

Finally we want you to know we count ourselves fortunate to live in the first post nation state utopia where the budget balances itself, and where any person, whatever their race, gender, creed, or sexual orientation, if they’re a fully vaccinated socialist they can be forgiven for anything. You’re living proof of it, and our inspiration.

With blind love, and forever bound to your policy,

Tuchodi and Ultrafuct