Believe it or not (don't) I almost have 200 of these shots just like that one hypervaccinated dude. They kept begging me to not take them and I just kept donning different fake moustaches to slip past the covid police

Eventually I'll die from all the things you guys claim are real, or else what is this all for? I crave that sweet sweet release of death and getting jabbed was according to you geniuses the most efficient way so here we are. Are you still afraid of needles though? Cringe