Look, if you're gonna lie to stay here at least say you're Bi. I mean, they're not gonna ask you to suck cock in front of the tribunal, right? And proving you're Bi isn't something they even try to ask anymore. Nope, just claim it and you're a refugee. Then when you want to bring your side chick over you just say today you're swinging for the home team.

More to the point, though, the concept of marriage has become meaningless. It used to be about family and kids, then it was just about who you're fucking, err, I mean "love". Now it's just two random people who had a child together one night and suddenly that's Canada's problem. Just fuck it all, let any two (or more) people sign a contract that makes them financially liable for each other an get it over with. Even better, let it be like hockey and you get a three year contract with an option. If she's good in bed after 3 years maybe she gets a bonus and a longer contract, right?