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beerandoil 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just imagine the carbon emissions related to all the computer networking equipment required to publish and distribute this horse shit.

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beerandoil 2 points ago +2 / -0

While I do not feel poor, I can’t say that I have ever felt wealthy. Everything has always required planning and saving. No spur of the moment purchases. Usually buy the cheapest version possible.

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beerandoil 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think they would like it. Even less to do, though they would complain that it’s not enough to get by on.

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beerandoil 2 points ago +2 / -0

If it’s not China going after Taiwan, it’s going to be Iran lashing out at Saudi and Israel.

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beerandoil 2 points ago +2 / -0

A scarf? Men come with a built in warming device called a beard. Though men have to have sufficiently high testosterone levels to grow one.

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beerandoil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ever hear any politicians saying that Diwali should be canceled in the name of Covid? I know lots of politicians have said that about Christmas.

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beerandoil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Much better to have solitude out in the country side rather then your concrete and glass box in the sky.

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beerandoil 5 points ago +5 / -0

He’s pretty happy that he just finished the last election in 2019. Doesn’t have to worry about approval ratings for a few years.

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beerandoil 3 points ago +3 / -0

Alec Trevelyan Is going to be pissed when he finds out his golden eye communication site / secret lair has been destroyed.

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beerandoil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meanwhile CF18 pilots are told to not preform high speed high stress manoeuvres as the wings on the planes might fall off. I’m serious, the aluminium air frames are cracking from cyclical loading fatigue and a sharp high speed turn is all it will take.

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beerandoil 12 points ago +12 / -0

It’s not your bed. You don’t have an assigned spot. It’s like a hotel where you check out every morning and get assigned a different room every night. You never have a place to permanently settle.

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beerandoil 2 points ago +3 / -1

Thanks for the joke grandpa

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beerandoil 4 points ago +4 / -0

Panic! They’re not wearing masks! They’re going to dieeeeee

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beerandoil 16 points ago +16 / -0

How about the part where you’re not allowed to have any persons inside of your home, other then those that normally live there. The government is restricting who may enter and leave a PRIVATE residence, subject to a $1000 fine. I get that the target is the big parties where the virus circulates, but this order prohibits visiting grandma and grandpa for coffee, or even helping your elderly neighbour carry in her groceries. People are scared and fearful of the virus, and now the government is encouraging people to rat each other out for having a visitor. Where have we heard this story before? Oh right, in a certain few European countries right before they rounded up people and loaded them in cattle cars, never to be seen again.

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beerandoil 7 points ago +7 / -0

You’re missing the point. People are choosing suicide over living in lockdown and isolation.

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beerandoil 12 points ago +12 / -0

Pension secured. Time to fuck off instead of get tossed out at the ballot box. I can only hope nenshi does the same.

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beerandoil 6 points ago +6 / -0

We have a finance minister that probably doesn’t know how to use Microsoft excel, let alone preform basic financial calculations.

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beerandoil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Walmart will be the sole distributer of goods to the underclass

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beerandoil 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s funny going into r/Alberta and r/Calgary and seeing all the posts “can I still go see my girlfriend”. These people hate Kenny’s guts but still lick big government's boots. Live your life, the no private gathering rule wasn’t meant for that.

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beerandoil 5 points ago +5 / -0

The steel mill makes too much carbon pollution. The noise from the ship yard keeps the urban yuppies awake at night. The sea bed around the launch would need to be dredged, disturbing the habitat of the endangered fishes. The paint fumes are toxic. The list of bullshit goes on and on. We have regulated industry to death, and overseas industry doesn’t give a shit. They’ll dump toxic waste in the river and burn all the coal they want to make shit for us.

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beerandoil 5 points ago +5 / -0

The tyrant mayor Nenshi is calling for people to snitch on their neighbours and has declared a state of emergency within Calgary to be able to further write his own restrictions.

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