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posted ago by DespiteOnly13Percent ago by DespiteOnly13Percent +41 / -0

Prepare to be bombarded tomorrow with ceremonies, speeches and celebrities interrupting your football game.

Words you will hear a lot tomorrow:

HISTORIC POWERFUL UNPRECEDENTED IMPACTFUL INCLUSIVE

Commercials will feature black peoples faces with concerned and disappointed looks on their faces. With somber music.

Expect some “groundbreaking” commercial that does something like gay men making out.