My dad gave me a plate of dogshit for breakfast. So I'm gonna and piss in an empty apple juice bottle and switch it out for the the real one.
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eventually she will stab me in my sleep its part of the deal when you take on an asian half your age, I just reminder her that I am leaving everything to her cousin that introduced us and she won't allow within 100km of our condo. I mean kill me and she rids herself of me and the pain in ass I cause on a daily basis but in doing so she makes the woman she hates the most in this world relatively well off....
I might be an asshole