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AlaskanTyrant 11 points ago +11 / -0

So you want us to be annexed by the United states? Fucking Based.

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AlaskanTyrant 13 points ago +13 / -0

I hope we explode so I can seek asylum with the U.S instead of having to wait until the lockdown orders fuck off so I can move. Legally that is, if I become desperate enough I might just make a run for it and hide in their forests deserts or any variety of nature they have down there.

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AlaskanTyrant 6 points ago +6 / -0

So they just leave them on the shelves and don't take them off or put them in the back? That's just insulting your customers.

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AlaskanTyrant 7 points ago +7 / -0

This province is going to get me killed and my murderer is gonna get a week of community service.

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AlaskanTyrant 1 point ago +1 / -0

i would give you an illegal hug all the same.

You'd rape him? Damn. That's a bit extreme.

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AlaskanTyrant 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks like we both have shit days ahead of us. My period just kicked in and shit's gettin bloody. I send my condolences to you over having a tard for a higher-up.

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AlaskanTyrant 1 point ago +1 / -0

Consistency is racist.

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AlaskanTyrant 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't worry he'll start cheering up when he starts sucking big ol' dicks again.

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AlaskanTyrant 3 points ago +3 / -0

They do not. But I think it's a combination between a Conservative and a whore.

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AlaskanTyrant 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is this because you're getting downvoted to hell and not pats on the back for calling me a conserva-thot? I don't know what you expect when you call someone else names for no apparent reason other than to be a prick.

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AlaskanTyrant 7 points ago +7 / -0

By the Title it sounds like we're gonna start needing warrants to wipe our own asses soon.

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AlaskanTyrant 15 points ago +15 / -0

Orwell would be fucking horrified with this country and many of our provinces for degrading to this point.

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AlaskanTyrant 20 points ago +20 / -0

God I hate twitter so fucking much. The leftists cunts there are disgusting.

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AlaskanTyrant 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah my dad's great. Single dad too. Since my mum fucked off when I was too young to start forming longterm memories. The cops thing is a bit intense. Unless the dude was using his mums money. Which might explain her calling the cops. Still an over reaction but not as bad as if it was his own money.

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AlaskanTyrant 1 point ago +1 / -0

No I don't live on Alaska (I fucking wish, would be better than this shithole of a country). I live in South east BC, The name I gave myself is a bit misleading so I can understand why you'd make that assumption.

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AlaskanTyrant 19 points ago +19 / -0

No my dad was taking me out grocery shopping and some fucktard with an ego problem started hitting on me. I wasn't with my dad the whole time since I don't like being babysit outside of the house. so when he started getting pissy I went back to my dads car. The rest should be easy to piece together.

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AlaskanTyrant 12 points ago +12 / -0

Didn't happen at home and my dad would piledrive me if I brought strangers back to the house.

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AlaskanTyrant 7 points ago +7 / -0

One of my dads friends is a lumberjack, He doesn't have vaccine mandates.

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AlaskanTyrant 14 points ago +14 / -0

They weren't doing their job in the first place so luckily there's no loss of education for the kids.

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AlaskanTyrant 12 points ago +12 / -0

With a parent country like the UK it's no wonder why we're turning to shit.

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AlaskanTyrant 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was with my dad watching that game. Texas seems to be back to normal. Lucky mother fuckers.

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