Let's be frank.
If the fishermen lose then there'll be no more lobsters.
It's as good a reason as any. Lobsters are awesome and there has to be some benefits to living in the country.
If anything, our history books need to contain the story of the time a vague court ruling and a pussy government led to a situation where the Natives tried to wipe out the lobster industry and the entire thing devolved into a civil war where the Natives were far better armed than the Canadians.
I could see a hideous battle where one side had hockey sticks and the other had automatic rifles. We'd prevail, but not without taking hideous casualties but don't we always take hideous amounts of casualties whenever war breaks out?
('Hey Canadians, how about you go test our new beach invasion tactics against a heavily fortified beach? You go ashore, dick around for a while, we see what works and what doesn't then you can withdraw. It's really important, you guys mind doing that for us?')
I think we need to write this story. Let the Great Canadian Pandemic Lobster War commence!
May it be silly.
I'll have "Experiences things differently" if you would oblige.
"Wearing Blackface."
"Hail Harper."
"Jughead Supporter."
"WE Schooler."
"NS Lobster Fisherman."
"SNC Saadi Gadhafi."
There are many good flairs for the current year. So much is going on.
Nah, all the PMs do this kind of shit. Chretien, Harper and Mulroney are all just as bad when it comes to whoring themselves out to China.
Canada is a nation of good people governed by a shitty government but we make it work. Don't want to upset the apple cart here, just go with it.
So, 1600 people spread across 11 major cities.
Now with a 14-day quarantine period that would be roughly the capacity for 42,000 people per year and we processed around 30,000 asylum claims last year.
You're barking up the wrong tree boys. That's clearly our government overspending on refugees again.
Don't pay attention to the so-called LPC leak, that was fake as shit.
The UN told Justin that he couldn't stop taking refugees due to corona, Justin obeyed them like a particularly obedient lapdog (who doesn't care how many times it gets kicked) and our tax dollars are paying for it.
As is tradition.
Uh... Haldimand-Norfolk?
Did the CPC not pay attention to, how shall I put this, every other candidate who has ever ran in that riding?
I get that it's a safe seat and her Catholicism should be enough to pull her through but that's a risky game to play.
Well, it appears that we now know how the Trudeau foundation donations have jumped since he became PM.
We also know why Trudeau has been so crawling towards China and so hostile to Trump and the States.
He's been bought out by the Chinese. Fucking fantastic.
I'm actually finding it funny that the MiqMaq are daring to demand that the RCMP support them in this shit.
The very people who they constantly call racist and insult in the media. The very people who have to deal with their shit on a daily basis.
The very people who know fishermen, many of whom who have them in their families and know the importance of conservation.
They're the ones who the MiqMaq are demanding step in and arrest all the fishermen so they can go about destroying the entire lobster industry.
You have to be utterly shameless to behave like that.
Anywhere the government has invested in "mixed housing" you'll find a small selection of government houses. Not townhouses, nor apartments, actual small houses.
As the maintenance grows for them, and areas gentrify the houses become a problem so the government wants to sell them but they don't want to look callous about things so they'll quietly sell them to their owners on the cheap.
From there it's just a matter of a cut-rate renovation with money that was borrowed against the price of the house with ample use of the green house renovation grants to turn it into something that has now become over 100 times more valuable.
Canada can be quite generous to those who know how to manipulate the system, and anyone who has managed to escape a brutal regime to come to Canada knows how to manipulate the system.
You're thinking of the native hotel restoration scam. It's pretty big in the Prairies.
Essentially, they put up a band after a disaster makes their reserve temporarily uninhabitable, the band trashes the hotel and the government quietly pays for the repairs.
I still remember the first time I realized that refugees and immigrants from certain places could easily abuse our systems if they were so inclined.
From coming here as a refugee, to living in prime public housing, to being able to buy out said public housing for 1/10th of the market value and selling it high a few years later it's absolutely possible to become a millionaire in this country without contributing to it in the slightest.
I've seen it happen with my own eyes.
Canadian society depends on a sense of honour, most people who grew up here are mortified at the thought of ever going on welfare or worse than that, abusing the public teat. That's stealing from your countrymen.
Some segments of the world though, do not see things that way at all and are more than happy to get whatever they can take.
How the fuck is there a CERB facebook group?
You have to love how the fishermen only stole their catch to return it to the sea.
They shouldn't have to do that to ensure the viability of our lobster industry.
The government needs to get its thumb out of its ass and oppose the natives when it comes to their hunting "rights" because this is beyond ridiculous.
I'm team fisherman on this one.
Totally implausible.
This is a complete LARP, the death rates from coronavirus aren't jumping with the infections so I'd guess it's getting weaker over time, just like SARS.
All of this bullshit will be done with in the new year once the US elections have been decided.
After that, it's just a matter of the politicians admitting that it's over.
Then comes revenge against the suspiciously coronavirus-free country who perpetrated this shit.
This looks to me like the work of someone who read the ridiculous UN resolutions and had an active imagination.
The Qtards were all claiming this kind of shit during the early days of the lockdown, this document is the same LARP recycled with a new timeline.
I don't believe it for a second.
Knowing our government a lack of grammatical errors would scream fake.
A Great King is the ideal form of governance and it lasts for your whole life.
However, a shit King is the worst form of governance imaginable and that also last for your entire life.
Just look at Charles II of Spain if you want an example of how bad it can get. He was an important King who was incredibly deformed, incredible weak-of-mind and completely uneducated.
The only real lesson of history is that 99% of the time the people lived under shockingly incompetent government.
Pretty sure that's a chick.
The guys on r/askto aren't really cucks, it's more a sub of beta-orbiters and bitter women.
Check out the responses if you don't believe me, it's 2 nerds and 10 fat chicks responding to her (note the ample glee about a cookie as a reward.)
Being a cuck may be pathetic, but at least cucks are able to secure relationships and explore their pathetic, quasi-racist fetishes.
That's a better class of people than you can find on r/askTO.
"I had anxiety but the cookie made it all better!"
Sad. Fucking sad.
Just remember, that's the equivalent of their Prime Minister.
Imagine Justin Trudeau crossing the line to the point where Rosemary Barton grilled him. That's what you're watching in this Pelosi-Blitzer interview.
That lunatic has been delaying their stimulus cheques with with ridiculous legislation since the beginning of this thing because she thinks it will hurt Trump.
The same as how she encouraged everyone to ignore the virus and celebrate Chinese New Year. She has no problem with hurting her peoples so long as it can be blamed on Trump. Think about that.
We bitch about Trudeau all the time but we are better off than the States when it comes to their House. Trudeau is a million times better than fucking Pelosi.
She's more corrupt than him as well. Could you even imagine such a thing? More corrupt than Trudeau? That's Pelosi.
Maybe the problem is with parliament in general? You'd think that representation would be liberating to the people but historically speaking, it really hasn't worked out that way.
Pelosi is such a disgrace. I would be so happy if this bullshit cost her seat in the next election.
Diefenbaker.
Because the longer reddit went, the more it sucked.
It was like facebook in that way. It made the news, everyone's wine aunt, all of the grandmas, and every hippo and incel took to the site and fouled the entire thing up.
Even more like facebook, the shilling became intense and off-putting.
There are thousands of agencies right now, dominating reddit with call centre workers (earning sub-call centre tier wages) with the reliable method of "repost popular shit to popular subs until you've got enough karma to be reputable, then shill for a political party or a brand."
Popular reddit threads make the news these days. Think about that. On the news, they will go through a thread on reddit and talk about their favourite comments.
The same thing goes for mainstream blogs. Or mainstream youtube channels.
That leads a ton of people to migrate to reddit who wouldn't have otherwise, and it's led to a situation where the mainstream reddit subs have become the most cancerous part of the internet.
I'd say that reddit truly died the moment that the failure that was reddit gold was changed to paid reddit emojis.
People actually pay for fucking emojis to give to people whose comment they particularly like on reddit these days.
I'm amazed that Mark Zuckerberg never thought of that one.
Metacanada was closed voluntarily and for good reason. Fuck reddit.
I've actually been thinking a lot about this recently and I don't think you'll like my thoughts.
Gens X, in particular seemed to have a real theme going on when it came to their music, whether it be the hair metal, new wave, shoegaze or grunge and that theme was "heroin is fucking awesome."
The mind actually boggles when one things about how many popular "counter-culture" bands had hit songs about the joys of doing heroin. Nirvana, The La's, Alice and Chains, Motley Crue, Stone Roses, and countless others.
Studios didn't try to co-opt the music and fail at it, they controlled both the alternative scenes and the shit that went on the radio with their hand-selected producers controlling everything.
If you don't believe me then look at Geffen. That's the label of Nirvana, Sonic Youth, Stone Roses and countless other Gen-X favourites then look at David Geffen himself, a full-blown globalist billionaire who gives tons of money to DNC causes, candidates and removing Trump.
Does that sound like a maverick label that Gen-X liked because it was authentic, or a big company cashing in on a jaded demographic?
We know how Geffen treated Sloan.
The rave scene was something different but I do have to ask, what was raving apart from being partying in the exact same way as the hippies apart from it being different hallucinogens and different music?
(And I say this as a man whose life was radically changed for the better at a party while on a candy-flip.)
The rave scene was never that big anyhow, and Toronto had one of the premier rave scenes in the world but that amazing scene really only was comprised of roughly 5-10,000 people, less than 1,000 of which who had ever attended a warehouse party.
Compare that turnout to a Korn concert. Or worse, a Backstreet Boys; there were far more far more boy band fans than there were people who had ever attended a single party in their lives.
The music industry understood what the rest of the media didn't understand, that the jaded elements of Gens X and Y were a large market and that they both sell to them and influence them provided they made it feel like a counterculture.
They did just that, and were very successful.
I'd just like to add some context to what's going on right now in the States.
The States has a system of government that is intentionally designed to stop any leader from enacting any real and lasting change.
It's a 3-way system where the Americans almost always ensure that one is in opposition of the others.
Almost all of Trump and Obama's changes were done by executive order and traditionally, executive orders are struck down by the next President.
Their elections are basically meaningless unless there's a rare supermajority where all 3 Houses are under the control of one party, which is exceptionally rare.
Yet this is where their media has taken them. To the point where people are executing utter strangers over political preference.
Political preference which is essentially meaningless.
I thought she was getting really autistic about West Ham these days?
They gave barely any information about the boat, and I'm not really a motorboat guy but going off the information provided I'd guess that the boat was around 25 years-old and an outboard.
We're talking about a 55-year old Indian rapist. No way that boat wasn't knackered and at the bottom of the range.
Well, first you start posting online about it.
That will gain you 3 weirdos and 18 oddly wacko people who weirdly seem to have a lot of weapons training and the resources to pay for you guys to go on a bunch of camping weekends to "train."
That group will become oddly into doing something extreme, maybe fucking with the railways or plotting to assassinate the PM. You and the other 3 weirdos will be a bit shocked by it but they'll get peer pressured along with it.
Then you'll all be arrested because those 18 oddly wacko people were RCMP the whole time.
Canada, in general fucking hates militias. Has to do with the loyalist tradition and the knowledge that the lower Canada rebellion only landed us with the dogshit Papineau legacy.
Imagine how that old-stock Canadien felt when she called Trudeau a traitor and he and his press slagged her as a racist?
That's militias and rebellion in Canada for you. Your own leader's political legacy, rich and entitled and sneering at your descendants like they're less-than-dirt.
This is Canada. Our government are dicks but we live in a cornucopia and life's too short to waste it getting all angsty about the politics.
Stop being silly.
US Elections 2020.
A young, fit Trump supporter at a rally to confirm Amy Coney Barratt got the shit beat out of her by an old lady when the Women's March attacked them.
I can understand her freaking out and not even throwing a punch, it happens when you're randomly assaulted, but if that every happens to you then don't claim that you didn't hit the other person because you felt sorry from them. Especially not if you were injured in the fight. It's a bad look.
That's where we're at. Hordes of old boomer women attacking hordes of young zoomer women over Hillary not getting elected and the merest thought that Roe Vs. Wade might fall (it won't.)
You have to give it to the States; the Olympics is amazing but the real entertainment that comes every 4 years is the US elections.
I just fear for what they do next time.
(Also, does anyone else find it funny that the woman who was assaulted over abortion, was capable of having children while the woman who assaulted her's childbearing years were over?)