"I promise not to increase immigration and I promise not to sign a free trade pact with the States."
Lying cunt. It's been downhill ever since.
I've been looking forward to this one since parliament has been prorogued.
Trudeau has to craft a Throne Speech that is poisonous to all parties, but that allowed him to take the high-ground during the election.
This is going to be something. It has to be left of the NDP, but poisonous to them. Same goes for the CPC and the Bloc.
He has to drop some policies that will promise to bail-out the people who lost their jobs during the lockdown while offending the desires of all 3 parties, maybe all 4.
My feeling is that it will somehow promise the Ring of Fire and heavy metal mining as a way to promote Canada-built electric cars. That would be unacceptable to all 4 parties, they'd be going against the natives, forcing through a resource project in a sensitive area, and giving public money to American auto companies hoping they don't take our money and fuck us. Again.
We'll see. This could be interesting.
This scares me, but it doesn't because I know our history on the matter.
While our worst terrorist attacks have always been diversity-on-diversity (even if the Danforth's customers weren't all Greeks) our government actually doesn't have much tolerance for that kind of thing.
A breakout of Paki-vs-Indian knife slaughter will only lead to one thing. The same goes for the Chinese if they get involved.
We strip them of their wealth and use it for the war effort, they go into camps and their children are put into residential schools.
It would be a neat solution for the government.
Imagine being able to strip the Chinese of their Canadian assets and to auction them off? Imagine doing the same for the Pakis, or the Indians?
Brampton could go back to being Regina East if true race war were to break out.
Never forget what happened to the Freedomites. Our government is only tolerant of bullshit to a point, and stealing the housing assets of "problematic" groups then auctioning them off would do a lot for our finances.
He was right.
Once again, another Canadian criminal has their social media scrubbed before we can pore through it.
It's disquieting. When shit like this happens, we have the right as a people to see their online garbage and to try and make some sense of it.
When they government doesn't let us see that, then come up with a narrative it's hard to trust their narrative, which leads to distrust of the government.
Censorship is the worst thing a government can do, we need to be able to see what happened for ourselves and social media allows it.
The weird thing about this is that it's very easy to get a GP in Calgary. They have more access to doctors than anyone, you can get one within a week if you don't have one.
Try that in any other city, you'll end up on a waiting list for months, if not years.
Generally if I saw something like this then I'd say the doctor was either bluffing, or would be back within the year once she realized just how much the other provinces take from their highest tax bracket but this one is truly batshit.
She's friends with Notley and was gifted a very easy riding and she was blown out. That wasn't just from disenchantment with the NDP, she played a major role.
My guess would be that she's actually trying to get into politics in BC, blaming her humiliating loss on "ignorant rednecks not believe in progressivism" rather than her being batshit insane, and highly unpleasant.
It's no loss for Calgary, I'll say that much.
I thought it would literally be Big Red.
Now that I think of it lesbian boomer was probably the only realistic option. That kind of thing takes a serious amount of irrational hate, lunacy, and total vulnerability to TV's pernicious influence.
Lesbian boomer was the smart bet.
Give er bud, skies the limit.
Her picture is now public. It's terrible.
Anyone who bet "crazy lesbian" was right.
The kind of people who pull this shit are always completely crazy.
It's why they're so easy to catch. The kind of person who gets whipped into such a frenzy over politics that they'd throw their life away has to be both crazy and stupid.
Stupid is the key part of that equation. I'm sure the plan made sense in her mind no matter how ridiculous it sounds.
As far as women go, you'd be better off learning to cook.
They're women, you're a man. History, philosophy, and politics are bro shit as is fitness.
Never talk about politics with a woman until you're at least 8 months into a relationship. It's far safer to ask a woman to shit on your chest on the 5th date than to talk politics with her one month after making things exclusive.
If she brings up politics, look bored or annoyed then change the subject. It's impolite to bring up politics for a reason; they're divisive.
Talking politics leads to you taking one of two positions, simping along with her thoughts, which she doesn't even believe in making her suspicious about your motives or joining a group that she's supposed to hate for popularity, making her rejecting you sound like a fun story that she could tell her friends for popularity points (which also means that she no longer has to risk your rejection, and women hate the risk of rejection.)
The only thing to do is refuse to play. Talking politics with women leads to nothing but trouble.
Workout for yourself. Learn politics for yourself. Learn history for yourself. Learn philosophy for yourself. Don't do it for a woman.
Women's politics are basically based on their father's, the man who broke their heart or their friends group. They're adopted and none of those people compare to the man that they love. They'll adopt yours easily with very little work on your part if they're into the relationship.
It is time for men to become men again, and the number one rule of being a man is that you should have a totally unwarranted amount of self-confidence around women.
Just remember, you are the smartest man to ever live, the hottest man to ever live, you know everything and she is fucking lucky to be talking to you.
If you can remember that you'll be fine.
Godspeed lad. We're all in this together.
Nah, it's 50% old cat ladies.
They know nothing but think they know it all as well.
I used to care about Reddit, but then again Reddit used to be fun.
The entire site turned into fucking Facebook.
Your crazy wine aunt, and other people who turned you off Facebook have taken to Reddit in droves and my fuck do they like it.
Most of the fun subs have been banned, and most of the fun users have left. They've been replaced by ideologues, lunatics, and an army of bots and professional users.
There's been almost no O/C coming from that site in years, apart from porn. There's a lot of reposts for karma and cliche comments for karma; the site is dominated by it and it's fucked up all of the main subs.
Some of the niche subs are alright, but as the site is purged of fun it's also turned off the users who attract new users.
There's still browsing reddit for niche subs, but half of the best have split off to other forums.
I'll mostly surf reddit for cringe. R/Sexworkers for example, is fantastic if you want a window into the minds of the kinds of prostitutes and johns who are so insecure that they need validation from the internet.
I'm enjoying cutting that site out though, for the most part. It went from interesting, to boring, to what's the point of spending time on that site?
It's sad what Reddit has become, but Reddit is gone. It's time to move on and I'm happy to do just that.
I still can't get over that one.
At least we can understand why that family is so fat, at least. I always thought it was the booze but I was wrong.
Did he really have to use two packs of Dream Whip powder?
Okay, so that's $10 on Big Red.
Any takers for ISIS, The Tower or Chinese Agent trying to give the States causus belli against Canada?
The key thing you need to take away from both of those women is that they are alone in their cars, making virtue-signaling videos for a platform that's designed for teenagers.
What you are looking at with these videos, is very, very lonely women.
They're so lonely and insecure that they aren't even using their real voices, they've changed their entire form of speech in a way that they think would make them seem cool and desirable but just comes off as jarring and weird.
It's particularly evident with the one on the left. That woman has clearly been viciously bullied by other women throughout high school. Her fashion sucks, her makeup sucks, her attitude is defensive, and her haircut is atrocious.
I'd guess that she was the first one in her class to grow tits and was never forgiven for it. She certainly does have a sweet pair, and chick love to bully each other to the point of suicide for the pettiest reasons.
My point is, you could have the chick on the left on the first date if you were able to tolerate her bullshit and her extreme political views, weird affectation of a voice and shitty haircut could be gone within 4 months if you cared to put the work in.
The problem with both of these videos is that men aren't willing to put the work in. You're looking at some Ds and some Cs, the one on the right might be an empty egg carton but everything about the one on the left screams "will some man save me from myself?"
Shitty finance minister, shitty Prime Minister, but he did fuck a Princess and she was in love to the point where she was forced to abandon him and be married off to some gay aristocrat.
Some say that she never got over him, which is quite the achievement for a Canadian.
Also, he was the fastest man in Canada for a bit.
I mourn his passing. What a fucking beauty.
I'm always amazed when some indigenous activist or leftie from Toronto acts like the natives love nature.
Every outdoorsman in the country is sick of their shit and for good reason.
They overfish, they think nothing of conservation, they're notorious for leaving gut piles everywhere, and they're notorious for taking the easiest path possible, killing as much as possible. They are nothing like the noble savage myths that still dominate thought in this country a solid 250 after the US residential school graduate Joseph Brant toured England and met (mad) King George the Third.
They fucked up those fish stocks the same way they're about to fuck up the lobster stocks.
Stewards of the land my ass.
Cracked has been clickbait for the past 10 years.
This South Park episode is exactly what we need right now. I need a fucking laugh more than anything and this is just what the doctor ordered.
This will keep us busy speculating for at least a few days. Some Canadian woman tried a clumsy assassination attempt on Trump? There's so many suspects and there's so many possibilities.
First, let's start with the obvious. Some lunatic Toronto or Vancouver feminist whipped into a fury by the media. I wouldn't put it past some of them, there's more hardcore Hillary fans in both cities than there are in the whole of the United States and they are ginned up on CNN and CBC propaganda. Also of note, ricin poisoning is a trope that features heavily on American TV which would point to it being just a random, TV-crazed feminist.
Another option would be an ISIS adherent. We've seen female refugees pledge allegiance to ISIS before and carry out clumsy attacks. It isn't a massive leap to think that one of them thought they could just send a letter full of poison to the President and take him out.
Those options wouldn't be bad for Canada. We're in a dicey situation right now because one of our citizens tried to kill the US President, which is bad but either of those could be explained off by claiming it was a crazy person who didn't know what they were doing. There are worse people who could be caught.
It would be worse, for example if it was a Chinese operative shit could get very bad. If it were a woman spy who lived in Canada, but was loyal to the CCP and used our territory to attempt to kill the US President then the US would have causus belli to annex Canada.
It will be interesting to see what comes of this. Terrifying, but interesting. A Canadian just tried to kill the US President. That is bad. That is very, very, bad.
The the question of "who was it?" burns.
$5 on Big Red.
He's already revealed it. Seth Rich.
Everyone knows it was Seth Rich. He's said it was Seth Rich. The media and DNC can fuck around all they like, everyone knows it was Seth Rich.
Say what you want about reddit but back in the day it was where the story of Seth Rich occurred.
Just an idealistic kid sucked in by Bernie, then got so caught up in the fervor that her went over to Hillary before getting disgusted, grabbing everything he could and leaking it.
It was all there. Rigging the primaries. Rigging the debates. Weird talk about pizza (which I'm still 90% sure was a euphemism for cocaine.)
He paid for that with his life. He is a hero.
Trump is simply using leverage to get that released semi-credibly.
I won't fault his strategy but I will note that a moral man would have done this 3 years ago.
I want to chirp you about Northern BC but that's actually pretty sweet.
Money is money though, and jobs are jobs so I am where I am.
I'd agree with that.
The problem with people who are involved with political parties at the top level is that they love to smell their own farts to the point where their heads get stuck up their asses.
They don't want any wildcards involved in their long-term plans.
The ideal president plan for both the Democrats and the Republicans would have been 8 years of Bush, 8 years of Clinton, 8 years of Bush, 8 years of Clinton, 8 years of Bush.
George, Bill, George, Hillary, Jeb.
I'd note that both families can trace their lineage back to the Mayflower.
The old families don't like to give up power any more in the States than they do in Canada.
Are you even from Ontario? The lines were socially distanced and spaced 2 meters apart. 20 people were allowed in at a time, 1 person for car and half the staff immediately quit when they were declared essential. 200 m was nothing, in Toronto the line-ups were six blocks long in places.
What kind of idiot would bang pots-and-pans around in support of nurses? Every single mom that belongs to a facebook group, they got the idea after seeing them do it in Wuhan of all places (with no thought as to whether the Chinese citizens were forced to do that or not.)
The same women who decided to paint all the rocks on paths with messages of hope. The Karens.
That being said, a nice set of pots doesn't cost $500 and they won't get damaged by hitting them with a wooden spoon. Stainless steel also doesn't last a lifetime, either, no matter how good it is. Copper will last a lifetime, cast iron will last a lifetime, even aluminum will last a lifetime but stainless steel is relatively short-lived.
Nothing wrong with me bro, what's wrong with you? I was aware it was a shitpost when I saw it but I wanted to talk about the issue at hand. Stop being sensitive.
The creation of the UN, I think.
Checks out.