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beerandoil 6 points ago +6 / -0

So his excuse was that he was changing after going for a run. So, do MP’s have showers in their offices? Or is he a freak that takes off his sweaty clothes and puts on a suit? OR, was he up to something else? Perhaps banging the secretary?

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beerandoil 6 points ago +6 / -0

Same. My brother used to be a little right wing edge lord, but 6 years of university and a live in girlfriend and he’s now excited to get the vax and calls me an anti masker. Same goes for the now ex girlfriend. And a bunch of aunts and uncles.

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beerandoil 14 points ago +14 / -0

Hi RCMP officer! Let it be known that everything I have said is humour and is in no way meant to be taken as a threat.

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beerandoil 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know! A septum piercing will make me even more empowered!

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beerandoil 20 points ago +20 / -0

No shit. Young liberal women live in a world of contradictions. Be afraid of men but live your best life and sleep around. The patriarchy is oppressing you but if you don’t believe what we say you’re the patriarchy. You’re oppressed but you’re a strong, powerful change maker. Beauty at any body size, look at these photoshopped instagram thots.

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beerandoil 3 points ago +3 / -0

If the election is held tomorrow, you’re right they won’t loose seats. If the election is held next year and a viable conservative option forms, then theres trouble for O’toole.

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beerandoil 11 points ago +11 / -0

Same Facebook women that think their husbands are secretly trying to kill them when they want to go out to the bar for a beer

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beerandoil 6 points ago +6 / -0

Polling is going to be urban weighted. Kenny and the UCP has definitely shit the bed (mulitple times) and it will definitely be a fight in the urban ridings. You need both cities or one city and the rural areas to form government.

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beerandoil 5 points ago +5 / -0

Charged at full price mind you. Not the special emergency price they’re selling the vaccines at right now

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beerandoil 6 points ago +6 / -0

Some one needs to tell Erin that April fools was 2 weeks ago.

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beerandoil 4 points ago +4 / -0

Middle guy looks like he works on a painting crew

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beerandoil 10 points ago +10 / -0

How the fuck does O’Toole manage to make the Liberal carbon tax seem like the most conservative market friendly option.

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beerandoil 7 points ago +7 / -0

My father went out and got vaccinated on Tuesday. After watching him get a fever, chills, headache, and nausea, I have resolved to do my best to catch covid rather then deal with that.

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beerandoil 25 points ago +25 / -0

Enhanced lock down restrictions (referred to as Third Lock Down) will be implemented. Full travel restrictions will be imposed (including inter-province and inter-city). Expected Q2 2021.

Right on schedule.

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beerandoil 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do I need to provide receipts for green purchases to use the money in my personal low carbon savings account? Some how the current liberal tax is more free market.

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beerandoil 9 points ago +9 / -0

Now that’s a scary thought.

Citizen, you have used used your allotted fuel for the month. You will be able to purchase more on the first of the next month.

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beerandoil 13 points ago +13 / -0

By scrapping the carbon tax and making big emitters pay we will no longer punish ordinary citizens!

Big emitters proceed to charge more for their products to carry the cost of carbon pricing.

surprised Erin O’toole face

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beerandoil 5 points ago +5 / -0

I need to find a wife and kids then. I paid out nearly 10K in tax on the same salary

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beerandoil 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oops forgot to open the trap door again

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