When you're wingmanning it's important to note that a grenade is not based on attractiveness, it's based on terribleness.
I've jumped grenades in my day that were far hotter than the girl my bro was after.
Jumping a grenade doesn't mean you have to fuck her, it just means you have to take care of her, and get her out of the way.
Sometimes that means listening to a few hideous hours worth of cunt-speak. Just agreeing with the worst shit you've ever heard coming out of the mouth of the dumbest woman you've ever met for a few hours for the sake of your bro.
Like, the kind of woman who is hot, but that you would never fuck because you can't stand the idea of giving her pleasure.
Wingmanning is a selfless act.
However, there's standards and there's standards. Nothing wrong with getting with a Freeland, but there is definitely something wrong with getting with a Payette. Those are the times when you distract.

If you really want to get dark, and I mean really, really get dark then Mackenzie King's diaries are freely available from the National Archives.
If you want to know all about it, the unedited, not-in-order microfiches of his shocking handwriting are also available. The dark ones. The ones that contain all the homo-eroticism and the 2-week semi-romantic vacation with Hitler as well.
The crap that's been edited out of all transcriptions since. The good shit. The real shit.
Creighton is pretty good when it comes to Sir John A though. Canadian history is a bit weird, we're in love with it but at the same time, we don't have enough people writing about it at all.

Just remember, if a man will jump on a grenade for you then you need to jump on a grenade for him.
Fair is fair, they all have pussies.

Oh, it's on. It's definitely on.
This will be the most ill-tempered Canadian election in history. Who even knows what will happen?
You know how the CERB payments are late? The government is giving people a taste of what happens if their payments stop.
CERB is done, but all of those tasty transition benefits they've been promising won't be enacted if the Throne Speech gets rejected by the House. Which will definitely happen.
Trudeau doesn't see a chance to remake the country right now. But he does see a chance to remake it if a quarter of the nation is facing eviction, losing their house and hitting the foodbanks and voting angry for his grand, progressive master-plan because that would make the bleeding stop.
By February at the earliest. Unless Trudeau was to promise to invoke the Emergencies act immediately to get the aid out, which would entail him getting a majority to happen (remember that his 2 years of infinite power ploy was thwarted by the other parties.)
That would grant him the power he desires. That would enabled him to remake the country in his image.
You have to give it to Trudeau, he's anticipating the second-wave lockdown and hoping to use it to gain infinite power.
This election is going to be crazy.

42.6% my ass. We pay far more than that.

That sneaky bastard is going let himself be dropped by Liberals crossing the floor, isn't he?
It's a bold play if he does it. It's a poisoned path because it keeps the NDP in play and gives Jagmeet Singh a chance to say that a strong NDP can exert influence, but it does allow him to get rid of any loose cannons and run strong (celebrity) candidates against them.
If he truly wants to radically wants to change the country though, he needs to finish eliminating all moderate voices. That plan would be enough to get rid of anyone who isn't insanely devoted to Trudeau and it allows him the dignity of not being dropped by any party but instead by a few rogue MPs who will be vilified in the press.
This is going to be an interesting Throne Speech. Hopefully the Governor General doesn't insert anything into it again, because that is going to be a critical moment in our history.

I respect his attitude.
As a wise man once told me, "Wilt Chamberlain didn't get to 10,000 by having standards."

So do we have to start claiming that we're allergic to masks now?
I don't know about all of you guys, but I don't actually have a latex allergy despite what I may or may not have claimed in the past.

Here's a pro-tip for this retard.
For the price of the condiments in that fridge he could make a month's worth of mushroom-barley soup.
A big bottle of sriacha is $5, a thing of ketchup is $5, sweet and sour sauce is $5, and that thing of salad dressing costs $3. That's $18.
Meanwhile, 1/2 cup dried mushrooms is roughly $0.75. A cup of barley is roughly $0.25. 500 ml of chicken stock is $0.50, a small onion and a couple of cloves of garlic is $1.00, a bit of dried thyme and a shot of worcester is less than $0.10. So that's 6 meals for $2.60 and it's fucking tasty.
That's $13 for a month's worth of dinner if you're hard up.
If you get sick of that, there's Indian lentil dishes that are even cheaper.
Takes an hour to make, but if you're on the CERB you have all the time in the world.
I love how this dumb shit wants us to feel sorry for him.
If he learned to cook on a budget there would be no problem, and he has all the time in the world to learn to do that if he's on the CERB.
That being said, I'd like everyone to note how his fridge is suspiciously clean considering he's a kid.
Almost like he was cleaning the fridge then had an idea about how to make himself look cool of the internet. I keep a clean fridge and I assure you it looks nothing like that.
I'd also like to note that it appears to be a pretty sweet fridge. Opens in the middle, glass shelves, and just look at that door colour. It's a nice one, a very nice one. Not the kind of thing that you generally find in the average rental these days, that's a quality appliance.
That's some beautiful tiling as well. Is that flagstone tile? It can't be, that shit's pretty dear.
Generally when there's a CERB thread I note that it isn't enough to live on but this is an outlier.
What you are seeing here is clearly a kid who lives with his parents. In this particular instance he's definitely mad that he can't grab weed and booze for the long weekend. Fuck this guy.

I've been having a solid lockdown personally.
Love my wife, love spending time with her and I've had a shit-ton of extra time for brewing.
Trying for a kid too, if anyone ever asks you about what kind of sex is the best sex, I assure you it's going no-wank until your balls near explode then going wild when the ovulation strip says "give it to her as much as possible over the next few days." It's truly incredible, never felt anything like it.
It is what it is. When life throws lemons at you, make lemonade at the bare minimum.
Making beer is better, though.

Lizards fuck. I'd assume it's a disgusting process considering that lizards have cloacas but they definitely fuck.

Never underestimate the amount of contempt that Trudeau's feel for the nation.
Big Trudy is the son of the man who said "screw the west, we'll take the rest." A man who should have resigned in disgrace and ended his political career in 1940.
Justin Trudeau was right beside his father as Lucky Pierre famously rode through the west in a train, flipping off all the angry protesters while sipping a beer.
It isn't in a Trudeau's blood to quit in disgrace. They're so proud that they assume whatever they're doing is right purely because they're Trudeaus.

Not in a million years.
There is nothing that the government loves more than when people can't pay their taxes because that's when the government gets to impose interest and fees.
Many people haven't saved enough to pay back the CERB I'm sure, but there's no way the government is going to let them get away with not paying their taxes when the alternative is just so lucrative.

Some people in this country are just gifted everything based on family connections.

Don't be silly. We're the Queen's favourite and she loves us dearly.
Trust me. She'll fix this. I just need to select the right stationary and the most appropriate shade of blue-black ink for the letter.

They can't afford cigarettes, booze and weed on the CERB.
It's $800 after taxes every two weeks.
That's minimum wage in most provinces, sub-minimum wage in others.
Cigarettes alone cost $527 a month in most provinces, 8 24's of shitty beer cost at least $300, and an ounce will run you $120 if you're smoking garbage.
So that's a pack a day, six beers, and less than a gram for over $947 and that's for the worst shit available. The aren't addict numbers apart from the darts, and any idle cigarette smoker would have trouble keeping it under a pack a day when there's nothing keeping you from having one.
That's only leaves you with $753 for rent, transportation, food, phone, internet, utilities, and entertainment.
You could possibly make that work if you were living in a rooming house but even then you'd be hard pressed.
CERB is not enough for anyone, that's why they're freaking out so much. It's pushing people right to-the-line which is why they're desperate for their payment to come in.
The government needs to drop the restrictions, slash taxes and restrict immigration to get everyone employed. The CERB makes good people desperate.

There's the payoff for proroguing the House in a scandalous manner.
There's never been a more scandalous proroguing to be honest, the only conceivable reason was to stop the WE investigation and the ethics probe.
The Governor General knew that, but she herself was in trouble and even if nothing outright was said, a "I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine" had to be in both of their heads.
I might write the Queen about this. She needs to know.

That's absolutely ridiculous. Patrick Brown is a piece of shit.
The man who sold the Menzoid that hat definitely deserves to be arrested and possibly shot but Menzies himself was doing nothing wrong.
The public deserve to know if a mayor is playing un-masked hockey in a public facility when he himself has decreed that it isn't open to the public. The people who actually paid for the thing.
Anyone who wants to know exactly how the fuck Kathleen Wynne was polling so well in Ontario, before Ford became leader should note that it was because Patrick Brown is a piece of shit. He has a lot in common with Trudeau, in terms of being gifted his entire career and loving to burn taxpayer money needlessly.
Fuck Patrick Brown. The arrogant, out-of-touch "rules for me but not for thee" piece of shit.

Young women neither vote in record numbers, nor do they believe the shit that they say in public for popularity.
If they were a demographic that was die-hard LPC then you'd see it in their policy.

Gee, I wonder why Dr Tam of all people, would be promoting a form of sex that greatly advantages ugly people?

Are we allowed to post bo-k links on Omega?
I may start a book club if that's the case.

I'm a bit gobsmacked about how Canada freaks out about the residential schools on a constant basis when the US doesn't even care.
We ran ours for about 100 years. The first US residential school was created in the 1600s.
What makes me sick about this entire virtue-signalling affair is that they'll never get to the core of the issue, which was that the North American-strain of tuberculosis was far more virulent and deadly than anything encountered in Europe and that by putting a bunch of kids together from multiple tribes in a room where the air was stagnant was a recipe to kill a shitload of them.
Something that was far better understood by the natives than by the government itself I might mention. They weren't scared that their kids might learn to read and write, and take on the white man's culture, they were scared that they'd die of disease.
Instead they're talking about how natives were given the strap in this article.
Everyone was given the fucking strap in those days. Teachers would beat the shit out of you for talking out of turn or sassing them. That's not a characteristic of a residential school, that's a characteristic of all schools at the time.
It's weird how we are so into self-flagellating ourselves over the system when our parliament adopted a US system after long and intensive debate and came up with a far more progressive version.
The US doesn't give a fuck about the Indian School system. We talk about the residential schools on a constant basis.
It's weird.

He could take it in York Centre without a doubt.
You know who has the most Israel-friendly policies? The PPC who say put the fucking embassy in Jerusalem, recognize it and be done with the fucking issue already.
As far as the Flips go, being the only Catholic in the race plays in his favour and they tend to be quite patriotic when it comes to Canada.
The CPC ran an actress in the last election and even she gained ground on the Liberals, the NDP doesn't get a significant number of votes there and the LPC candidate will not be as strong as Levin so he has a pretty decent shot.
It's well worth the roll of the dice.

This guy really missed the key part of this story.
Charlie Angus didn't just condemn her and demand her resignation as an MP, he condemned her on behalf of the whole NDP and stated that the NDP demanded her resignation.
That isn't something that someone who is "just an MP" can do. We haven't heard shit from Jagmeet Singh about demanding Chagger's resignation.
This is Angus taking back his party after a fluke leadership convention.
The knives are out in the NDP.

Could this dumb cunt have bothered to learn anything about this country's history before trying to lead it?
Sir John A did not try to brutally wipe out the natives. That's fucking ridiculous, not even the dumbest native activist believes that.
I can't wait for Charlie Angus to stab that stuffed suit in the back. Even by NDP standards, Jagmeet Singh is by far the worst representative in the history of that party, and he's their fucking leader.
I've never seen someone so clueless in the Green Party even. The sooner that cunt is gone the better. The NDP really fucked themselves when they traded Mulcair for Singh.