You're missing the point entirely.
Picture yourself at 18, living with your parents and asking your sister to bring you some chips when you can hear her in the kitchen and you don't want to miss a play.
I know what my sister would have said, yet she seemed to like to pick fights for me for the sheer joy of it growing up. She'd have told me to get it for myself.
Meanwhile those cunts are getting a yearly day of extreme gratitude from their sisters.
As I say, our women could learn a lot from other cultures.
Specifically, gratitude for the men in their lives. British women just take us for granted and that needs to change.
No it shouldn't.
An upside-down American flag means I'm annoyed with the state of the country but an upside-down Canadian flag means "SOS, my life is in danger, please call 911."
If you want to protest then fly the Red Ensign.
Nah, just Diwali. That's about as far as that goes.
Although if I heard that they had made a God out of William Morris as thanks to the man who provided them with the plans for the Hindustan Ambassador (Oxford) I'd be into that as well.
Which they probably have, it is a pretty sweet car after all.
Nah, I'm down for integrating Diwali.
Do you even understand how we're treated compared to other cultures? Women from the UK are the meanest women in the world. By quite a large margin too, if we're going to be integrating people and cultures then I'd say that Canadian women can certainly learn a few things with them and take on a few of their cultural norms.
For example, did you know that there's an entire fucking day during Diwali dedicated to sisters thanking their brothers for the protection they receive? The spend the entire day making food for their brothers, then feeding them by hand while telling them stories about how sisters gave their brothers spiritual and emotional support when they needed it most.
I don't know if you have a sister, but I've certainly throttled a few guys on mine's behalf and I don't remember ever being given a day of being hand-fed as a thank you, yet they get that treatment once a year as a part of an official holiday.
Diwali is a great holiday and it needs to become widespread in this country. Let's make it an official holiday, even.
Our country could gain a lot from integrating Diwali. We could definitely use a feast for the dark period in between Thanksgiving and Christmas and our women could learn a lot from their women.
As I say, it's only pandering if you're wearing a silly hat.
You want an invitation to a Diwali feast. Pierre is doing nothing wrong.
You boys need to learn to make multiculturalism work for you. Harvest festivals are the shit, every culture on the planet has one and the feasts are awesome.
The rule-of-thumb when it comes to politicians and diversity-pandering is "are they wearing some kind of silly hat?"
If they've got an orange handkerchief on their head then they're pandering. If they're fishing for invites then they're hungry.
This isn't pandering in the slightest.
What Sacha Baran Cohen understood before most people, is that this election was always going to come down to the question of "how good of a prosecutor is Rudy Guiliani?"
We are talking about the man who took down the New York Mafia. The man who cleaned up New York and turned it into a city that the entire world envied.
Today's affairs were preceded by the assertion that he was going to bang the reporter in that movie across the mainstream blogs according to her.
Guiliani was always Trump's best asset and he's a pig in shit at the moment. Destroying corruption has been his whole life and he's doing again, probably for the last time but my Gods is he ever going out with a bang.
What a champion!
If that stops the practice then I'm all for it.
Justin Trudeau, like Joe Biden has an ancestry that comes straight from rebels.
It's the same as Jagmeet SIngh. They believe in abortion for you. They have no problem with you aborting your child but when it comes to their own people they're deeply opposed.
We actually haven't had a PM who believes in abortion for his own at any time in our history.
They're all "personally opposed" but then state that it's an important right and grandstand on the issue.
Why the fuck would I idolize that?
Fucking a bunch of your fans, giving them a really bad time and treating them cruelly is nothing to be be proud of.
That's the kind of lifestyle that leads to you having panic attacks, generalized anxiety and seeing a therapist constantly.
The man had a special teddy bear and he had a special relationship with it when he was in his mid-forties.
It was prescribed by his therapist! It wasn't even a childhood toy, he bought a teddy bear in his forties and told it all of his secrets, but what he did in the bedroom to his fans was shit that he wouldn't even let one-eyed teddy watch.
I'll joke about it but I don't think he was a good person in the slightest, nor did anyone else for that matter as all of his "friends" dropped him and turned on him en masse the first chance they had.
He wasn't a rapist but there is no doubt that all of those women were deeply, deeply hurt.
There is nothing to be envied about Jian Ghomeshi. He was just innocent of all the charges.
I think we'd have definitely seen testing going on in swing ridings, party conventions, and high immigration places without a lot of English speakers.
Shit like the Muslim voting guide, ballot harvesting from rooming houses and international students, subtly fucking with ex-pat votes from abroad and maybe running a few tests of the compromised voting software in certain places to see if anyone noticed.
I'd doubt that any tests done in Canada affected the vote in any major way (although I'd be suspicious of Beauce) and that most of the testing was designed for flipping a fairly close, low-turnout election which was what fucked them in the States.
The point of testing in Canada isn't to flip elections, it's to see what can be used to flip elections, what gets noticed, what doesn't, and what will be useful in the future.
What we didn't get riled up about was suppression of bombshell information as it related to a scandal, media bias, vote harvesting, the lack of asking about scandals or policy in debates, skipping the foreign policy debate altogether, and having exceptionally biased moderators.
We were incredibly distracted by a silly scandal like the blackface pictures, as well as racial justice issues.
All of that was used in the US elections. What wasn't was the shit that got noticed like the Muslim voting guide.
Never trust the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she's talking about a guy who rejected her.
Believe me, he was their God. Imagine Joe Rogan at the height of his podcast's popularity but all of the listeners were lonely feminists who thought he was their prince charming.
He didn't have to promise any of women anything to get them into bed and he certainly wasn't promising to get them jobs, not matter how much they all fantasized about being his co-host.
None of them bailed on him. He just lost interest once he realized that they were pretty inexperienced and would in no way be interested in being choken, beaten, and caged (which was pretty much what it took to get that guy off) so he'd end the night in the most gentlemanly fashion possible.
Toronto women are a bit of a trip.
You don't understand how it was with Ghomeshi.
I'm eskimo brothers with Ghomeshi, one of his millions of eskimo brothers.
Women would just present themselves to the man. He was voted Canada's most eligible bachelor multiple times, Q was the most popular show on the CBC and there wasn't a woman in the entire golden horseshoe who didn't have a crush on him.
He had a perfect image. The attentive interviewer, the cute, first generation Iranian immigrant who eschewed his culture and embrace feminism, the sweetest and most non-threatening celebrity in the country.
They'd all listen to his interviews, they'd all swoon and picture themselves being interviewed by him, going for drinks and dinner with them then spending the night on a bed that was surrounded by candles.
In short, he was beating the pussy away with a stick. It wasn't a career thing, his co-workers all witnessed it as had half of Toronto.
Women weren't throwing themselves at him as a career move. They were throwing themselves at him because he touched them in a way that no mere rockstar ever could.
The one thing that was universal amongst the women in that trial is that they'd all told their friends that Jian Ghomeshi was their new boyfriend, they all were inexperienced and didn't know what to make of a guy who was into serious bondage and that they all begged for another chance after their night without getting it. In short, they were starfuckers even as 30 year old women and they took being rejected by their celebrity crush badly.
The CBC portraying you as the perfect bachelor, and the perfect boyfriend is a double-edged sword. You'll catch infinite puss, and make good money, but you'll also catch some infinite crazy and you never, ever want to have anything to do with crazy women and most importantly, you definitely do not want to make them feel rejected.
The poor bastard drowned in puss and paid the price. It happens. But don't think for a second that they fucked him for the sake of their careers, they fucked Ghomeshi because he was their celebrity crush and he was dumb enough to let them, but he paid the price for that kind of behaviour.
The angriest girls are the ones you reject, women are primed to think that all men desire them to the point where they're afraid they might get raped, to be invited back to a man's house after drinks, perform sexy yoga (as Sarah said, she was inexperienced with guys) and then be rejected as was the case with Lucy DeCoutere is the kind of thing that can have consequences. If he'd just cum in his pants when she did a pose like a gentleman he'd still be the biggest star in Canada today.
The poor bastard.
It's back up, and holy shit.
Never think that you can't change the world boys. The potential for greatness lies within us all and this glorious bastard has uncovered something so massive that it's worthy of a page in history.
Well done to the boys at TD. Well done!
Wow, I actually thought I knew my Canadian military history but apparently I'd never heard of the Number 2 Construction Battalion.
I can't believe that I've never heard of Canada's first all-black battalion. Apparently black leaders lobbied the government to be able to join the army, causing a black battalion to open up in 1917 which didn't get as many recruits as were predicted and didn't see any combat.
Maybe it was because the idea of Loos, where half the men in my family died dominated my thoughts to the point where I became overly concerned with Artois, Passchendaele, the Somme and Vimy Ridge dominates my thoughts to the point that I'd completely neglected to read about the proud history of the Number 2 Construction Battalion.
I really need to correct my ignorance. They're the real heroes of that war.
Our elections were just a trial run for the US elections.
Our was definitely rigged, the one-sided media, the social media censorship, and most glaringly, almost nothing of interest being included in the debates to the point where they skipped having a debate on foreign policy altogether.
Wasn't that odd? Both countries skipped having foreign policy debates at a time when foreign policy is exceptionally important.
I wouldn't be shocked to know that ballot harvesting, convincing non-citizens to vote and ballot harvesting targeting populations that can't speak English featured in both elections alongside the fraudulent voting machines, connected to the internet and subtly fucking with the tallies in key areas.
We were the testing ground for this US election and the tests were successful.
I could see that, I always forget that with Jesse Brown it's always a personal grievance or jealousy that drives his actions rather than any political stance or desire to root out injustice.
At the start of the Ghomeshi affair Jian himself stated that it was because Jesse Brown was jealous of him; probably because Jian banged a ton of women and was very famous while Jesse Brown was a freelancer with a face that would make even a prostitute say "no."
I'd say the same for the attacks on the Rebel. The Rebel gets a lot of attention, far more than Canadaland and that's more than enough to make Jesse Brown seethe.
So did Omar himself. His parents had him here but immediately left for Pakistan afterwards.
He only even knew how to speak English because he fell ill and as such was sent back to Canada for a few years of expensive medical treatment while staying with his uncle and going to Canadian schools.
Our immigration system is way too easy to exploit.
This is all so fucking hilarious.
How senile does Biden have to be to call Trudeau as the President-elect (prematurely!) and discuss strategy?
Of all the PMs to trust to keep quiet, he trusted Trudeau and Trudeau was so happy about it that he boasted to the nation about Biden's promises; including some key promises about Chinese policy.
He boasted to the world that Biden violated the Logan Act by discussing strategy with him, he was so incredibly happy (and incredibly stupid.)
You want a good reason that to convince Canadians that a CPC PM is desperately needed? We have 4 more years of Trump in store for us and our PM has inflamed relations at every point along the way.
Harper was able to use that one and neither Martin nor Chretien pissed the Americans off as much as Trudeau; Trudeau actually may be the worst PM for relations with the States.
2 scoops, 2 terms, 2 salt harvests in the same fucking election.
Trump is just excellent.
(Remember not to dance on the graves of any of your friends or acquaintances who popped champagne, posted it on social media and promised to lock up people for thought-crimes some 4ish days ago.)
The old Omar Khadr.
Once an immigrant has their citizenship they're free to leave, only to return if they need expensive medical care.
Apparently that can be abused. Badly.
Accused them of inspiring massacres by reporting on terrorist attacks.
Accused them of being nazis despite being too dumb to realize that rebel news is run by Ezra Levant (did the name not give them a hint) of being a Nazi despite him being a proud, open Zionist Jew who constantly advocates for a one-state solution.
As for Jesse Brown, claimed that Keane Bexte isn't a real journalist and slandered him.
In every case I'd say the Rebel wins.
I don't get Jesse Brown. He's just sold his failed bullshit bitscript program to instagram for a hundred mill, he just did the first relevant piece of journalism in his life by exposing the WE Scandal yet he decided to spin out and slander the Rebel for no good reason.
Now he's waging a personal battle with them and asking for legal donations (and as I noted, he's just become a millionaire so some might seem that as being unseemly) when he could be going further and actually gain the respect that he's always so desperately craved.
I guess that the kind of guy who would create the Ghomeshi affair could never be trusted with something like the WE scandal.
Pearls before swine, eh? He could be making his way into history right now but instead he's crying about a lawsuit for slandering the Rebel.
Fucking guy.
This government truly has set the Canadian record for corruption and the way they use the US for cover is quite the unique phenomena.
All we need to really know about this one is that the payments to the Trudeau family were massive and that Sophie is a serious violator of all ethical standards.
Sophie is who they're protecting in all of this. Her entire career is in the "charity" industries and I'd bet that goes a lot further than just the WE "charity."
I anyone is an autist then the next Liberal scandal could be uncovered by looking at Sophie's charity history and government funding I'd bet. Give that a gander if you're in the mood.
So just from wikipedia we can see that she started her media career at a Quebecor-owned company while Mulroney was on the board of directors, she got on E-talk after being introduced to CTV executives at a charity event, she's worked with every popular women's charity group at times when they were in the news and looking for government funding.
She's a childhood friend of Trudeau, her career was on the downhill and she was working as a personal shopper when she reconnected with him then all of a sudden she's associated with more and more charities, get an e-talk position at one of their galas, goes on trips with Margaret Trudeau to more charities, has it documented by the CBC even and it would be entirely reasonable to assume that every single one of those charities was receiving government money?!?!
There is something very fishy about this and I'd suspect that looking into Sophie would be at the core.
They've been using the "protecting the Prime Minister's wife, a private citizen" excuse an awful lot during this affair and while it may because she's pretty and a mother, I'd say it's more likely that Sophie is where the serious ethics breeches happened.
In a way that would have been unsurprising to Mackenzie-King himself, the countries with dicey human rights records certainly did find a way to subvert the UN Human Rights Council.
Human rights violators have simply banded together and learned to attack the West for its relatively minor failings as a way to distract from their own.
Who would even worry about purges, purges, gulags, purges, purges, purges and gulags and slave labour (China really does take the cake) if they can declare systemic racism, white supremacy, and indigenous rights to be the most important things in the world and go after that.
We got a complaint from that board a few months ago for "anti-Chinese discrimination" if you can believe it. Remember how every provincial and city subreddit was being asked if they'd witnessed any anti-Asian discrimination in the wake of Bat-soup-fever in the Spring?
We got a complaint from the UN that included the responses.
The UN is slightly more useless than the League of Nations and 100 times as pernicious.
Because the Laurentian Elite (fucking rebels) have always been more receptive to the idea of the Fenian Raids than most Canadian historians would be willing to admit.
I'm sure that when Biden blew off the BBC with a casual "I'm Irish" then came out as hostile to a trade agreement with the UK Trudeau damn near came.
Essentially speaking, it's for the same reason that he runs in the Papineau riding.
In Canada, as in the States the real political power is reserved almost exclusively to those who have old blood (to the point where the first black US President could trace his ancestry back to a founding puritan colony) and old alliances still exist to this very day.
In this case, it's Lower Canada Rebellion and Fenian which to be frank, is an improvement from the usual Lower Canada Rebellion and Mayflower puritan ancestry although not in a way that's good for Canada as a whole.
Yet they call this the New World.
The only thing that gives me hope for the future is that the nature of Joe Biden and the shit he was promising is slowly becoming apparent to them.
He promised masks in public during the debates. Not indoors, mandatory masks in public and he certainly promised that there would be another lockdown.
He also promised to get rid of oil.
As far as foreign policy goes, it's been 5 minutes since the premature election call by the media and he's already announced that Cheney's back.
The media-turned-lefties are suddenly realizing just what his Presidency would mean and the Clarence Thomas memes are an uncomfortable reminder of the kind of things that Biden has done in the past.
By the time the election has gone to Trump we may not even have a salt harvest let alone a Civil War.
(Although something still tells me we're in for a salt harvest because I certainly saw a few people people on my social media posing with bottles of champagne in response to Saturday's news.)
I know I'll get a second salt harvest on Reddit at least, considering the election night one was pretty excellent but as far as real life? I think the mask is off when it comes to Biden/Harris and there will be only a small amount of bitching.
So you'll pretend that our women haven't been taught to hate their men for the past hundred years at least?
British women used to present their crushes with white feathers to shame them into the trenches, fully knowing the casualty rates of the people who volunteered for that meat-grinder of a war.
You couldn't say that for any other the women in the world apart from the Germans.
Meanwhile the Indians have multiple holidays where the women show gratitude to the men.
It's probably why there's a ton of lonely 35-45 year old British-Canadian women on tinder with "want children someday" on their profile while there's a ton of 25-year old Indian women pregnant with their fourth child.
As I say, our women could learn a lot from other cultures. Specifically to appreciate the men in their lives rather than fighting them for some vague, stupid concepts like women's liberation or smashing the patriarchy.