I live in shithole Toronto in a relatively nice condo build
Masks are required in elevators and common areas (barring medical exemption)
I get confronted easily 4-5 times weekly for not wearing a mask in elevator
I used to say "sorry I'm medically exempt" but after 50 of these confrontations I'm done explaining myself and I usually just go with a hard "no"
Last week had a guy who wouldn't get on, asked why I wasn't masked up, I said "don't feel like it"
He follows with "oh that's nice, what floor do you live on?" (presumably to report me)
At the point now where I don't even dread the interactions anymore - I'm just having fun with it.
Anyone have some good one liners for the inevitable "do you have a mask", "where's your mask" etc?
Gaslight them. "It's right here, dumbass. The better question is, where's YOURS?" Continue to assert that you're wearing a mask, and under no circumstances admit they're wearing one.
Yes. On his head.
“Where’s your mask?” “Your mommas house”
I'm in a condo in downtown / midtown Toronto as well (pretty much the SJW/libtard central of Canada and maybe the world); haven't worn a mask inside the building, ever. Got asked maybe 3-4 times by the concierge (different people) back in the Fall of 2020, told them it was due to a health condition, was never mentioned again.
Only time someone else mentioned it, was a "karen" who shut up immediately after the health condition comment.
I try to take the elevators by myself if I can, and whether someone else gets in or not, it's really up to them. So far, about 50% of the people don't mind sharing an elevator, the others wait for another one.
Also about 5% to 10% of other residents also don't wear a mask inside for whatever reason they may have.
I stick with the ole fashioned, "get fucked, mind yourself"
Stand up straight.
Point at them.
Look slightly above them, in order to point your open mouth at them.
Give em one of these: https://youtu.be/LTME7YxfTyA?t=25
This is the only acceptable solution
"Thats discrimination." "What is wrong with you?"
Your answer should be: "Je ne peux pas vous comprendre, je parle Francais seulement."
(I cant understand you, I only speak French)
If they do happen to speak French, respond with
"Ah! Vous etes l'homme qui aimez le toucher les enfants?"
(Oh...are you a pedophile?)
Every time he/she bitches about a mask, continue to address them as a pedo. There's actually a significant chance they are!
I just say "Get fucked faggot".
Usually their jaw drops so far that I have time to walk away. Most of them are beta fucks who won't do shit anyways.
Same here
Just Julian the world and carry a short glass everywhere. "Can't you see i'm drinking?" I also say "I just washed my beard and it's drying" in the mornings
Sir, do you have a mask?
"Do you understand the bylaw you are trying to apply? You are explicit violation of the bylaws/acts you are trying to enforce just by asking."
Where is your mask?
"Excuse me? Did you ask me where my mask is? That is none of your business."
What floor do you live on?
"You are crossing a line. I am putting you on notice that you are actively harassing and verbally assaulting me. If you continue to engage with me, I will take actions to file police reports and criminal complaints against you."
Where is your mask?
"Are you practising medicine without a license? Do you have rights/privileges to practice medicine at in this building? Are you confessing to practising medicine without a license?"
The law says you have to wear a mask.
"Are you making legal determinations against me? Are you practising law without a license? Are you confessing to practising law without a license?"
I've used "I dont need to explain myself to you", "Watch less TV", "Im exempt from the by-law","You should read the bylaw before trying to enforce it"
Definitely
Precisely why I opt not to wear a mask anywhere
I know a lot of people who think it's all BS, but wear one anyways, simply to avoid confrontation
There are two or three others in my building who don't mask up, nice to see some people standing up for what they believe
That said, it's pretty depressing seeing the 300 others wear their mask, knowing full well at least 50-100 of them likely know it's bullshit
For the times masking up is needed just to avoid the tiresome bitching (stores etc) get a regular mask and gut the 1st 3 layers. The last layer use a large needle to poke holes.
100% effective at shutting up mask Covidiots and Branch Covidian cultists, while being very effective at being breathable
I rock a sun gaiter. I know it does nothing, they know it does nothing. It’s fun. :/
Also....everyone...get yourself a 'MOSSY OAK' camo hunting neck gaiter/mask. They are about $12CAD. Easy to keep on and flip up when you dont want to deal with Covidian Cultists. Its perforated and highly breathable, but the camo disguises the perforation.
I flip up to enter walmart, sainsburys, tesco, loblaws etc to avoid having to deal with a possible autistic covidian store screecher guard, and drop down as soon as im past them. Then walk thru shop with gaiter down and tucked away and pay at self checkout as per normal. Nobody has said shit so far.
TBH also to your feeling of 'here we go again' being done explaining oneself, im starting to use the methodology of acting like I have no idea what they are talking about, in the 'cool story bro' vein.
I don't have TV, cable, satellite, nor do i read newspapers. The only news I get is via the win network, infowars or newswars. The rest I ignore, even then I dont keep up with it as much as I used to because, lets face it - when it's warp 10 clown world, how much more clown world is it going to get? Why should I care about the latest tranny pedo story time scandal, how many more than the 92 genders there is now etc.
I'm like you, im done explaining myself, im done dealing with these Covidian Cultists. I had someone masked not get in the lift of my building the other day. I just looked at them, expressionless said "going up?". Oh...you dont wanna get on i think? Your loss. No skin off my nose. I posit the key is here to act as if YOU are the NORMAL one.
im seriously starting to think about asking people "wheres your hat? you should have a hat on" in reply to wheres your mask. When you get the variants of 'eh?! What?' you can say, something like 'oh im sorry, i thought since we were telling strangers what to wear, you dont have a hat on. I think you should have a hat on".
You could use underwear but that might be a REEEEEE arrestable 'muh harrassment' offence if done to a young lady, so hat is safer.
Right arm! You sounds just like me, May I highly suggest a little amygdala shrinking
How about a little Fauci Wheeze to top it off?
All Hell is gonna break loose, and you gonna need a Bitcoin!
I'd reccomend people get the T-cell serum test done. If you had any exposure to the H1N1 outbreak 10 years ago you are very likely immune to Covid already.
The law doesnt matter anymore, they just make shit up.