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AlaskanTyrant 5 points ago +5 / -0

I lay before you. My contribution to this discussion. Deep breath REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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AlaskanTyrant 6 points ago +6 / -0

Haven't been active for more than 2 days and I'm already fucked. That's a new record! I'm gonna go fingerblast myself in celebration!

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AlaskanTyrant 9 points ago +9 / -0

Slavery reparations is weird way of saying, We want free money for something that you didn't do and didn't happen to us.

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AlaskanTyrant 9 points ago +9 / -0

Reddit is no longer what it was made. It needs to be abandoned.

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AlaskanTyrant 4 points ago +4 / -0

I used to wet myself until 11 thanks to a deformity in my bladder. That was less embarrassing than having this thing as our leader.

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AlaskanTyrant 2 points ago +3 / -1

I'd rather get ass-raped by a moose than eat a fucking insect burger. Cause at the very least I might be able to find some semblance of enjoyment out of the moose whilst that burger would only be a maelstrom of awfulness.

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AlaskanTyrant 16 points ago +16 / -0

Fucking wimp. I can't wait to leave this place, if it doesn't become a woke dictatorship and the border is closed forever. Maybe I can go find that boy from Montana that I had a crush on when I move over the border.

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AlaskanTyrant 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh for fuck sake they already put another one of those things on mars. Dammit why is America so much cooler than us?

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AlaskanTyrant 17 points ago +17 / -0

They REALLY want to conflate white and bad being the same thing don't they?

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AlaskanTyrant 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hamsandwich an actual girl or no? I wanna know if I'm the only cunted one here.

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AlaskanTyrant 2 points ago +2 / -0

No one's sticking anything up my ass but me. Fuck it I'll come in with a disposable buttplug if it means they won't be shoving sticks in me.

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AlaskanTyrant 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wish the states had conquered us during 1812... Maybe it would have kept us from becoming this fucking shitshow.

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AlaskanTyrant 6 points ago +6 / -0

"I know how every black person thinks." As those south of us would say. You're full of shit, Fuck face.

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AlaskanTyrant 4 points ago +4 / -0

No wonder they want out so badly. They're not easy to brainwash. Thank you language barrier.

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AlaskanTyrant 5 points ago +5 / -0

So the Middle Americans actually want to protect their own kids from sexual predators? Those kids are Lucky...

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AlaskanTyrant 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd start a family here but the boys are so fucking weird I'm not sure if they're interested in me because they actually like me or because they can fantasize about me being a femboy. That's how shit this place has become.

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AlaskanTyrant 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is abandoning Canada a bad thing? I'd rather go live in the states down south at this point. It seems more and more like they represent my values more than my own country does...

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