Haven't been active for more than 2 days and I'm already fucked. That's a new record! I'm gonna go fingerblast myself in celebration!
Slavery reparations is weird way of saying, We want free money for something that you didn't do and didn't happen to us.
Reddit is no longer what it was made. It needs to be abandoned.
I used to wet myself until 11 thanks to a deformity in my bladder. That was less embarrassing than having this thing as our leader.
Who's sparkly dildo's was he stealin?
I'd rather get ass-raped by a moose than eat a fucking insect burger. Cause at the very least I might be able to find some semblance of enjoyment out of the moose whilst that burger would only be a maelstrom of awfulness.
Fucking wimp. I can't wait to leave this place, if it doesn't become a woke dictatorship and the border is closed forever. Maybe I can go find that boy from Montana that I had a crush on when I move over the border.
Oh for fuck sake they already put another one of those things on mars. Dammit why is America so much cooler than us?
They REALLY want to conflate white and bad being the same thing don't they?
Suck my non-existent nuts,
Hamsandwich an actual girl or no? I wanna know if I'm the only cunted one here.
No one's sticking anything up my ass but me. Fuck it I'll come in with a disposable buttplug if it means they won't be shoving sticks in me.
I wish the states had conquered us during 1812... Maybe it would have kept us from becoming this fucking shitshow.
George Orwell was a bit off for the Period of his book. Off by just a few decades.
"I know how every black person thinks." As those south of us would say. You're full of shit, Fuck face.
No wonder they want out so badly. They're not easy to brainwash. Thank you language barrier.
Are we going to blame the Americans Again?
So the Middle Americans actually want to protect their own kids from sexual predators? Those kids are Lucky...
I'd start a family here but the boys are so fucking weird I'm not sure if they're interested in me because they actually like me or because they can fantasize about me being a femboy. That's how shit this place has become.
Is abandoning Canada a bad thing? I'd rather go live in the states down south at this point. It seems more and more like they represent my values more than my own country does...
Fucking legend.
I lay before you. My contribution to this discussion. Deep breath REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!