Ever since March, since long before masks were a thing I have been standing exactly between the dots. So exactly half a dot too far back.
It is great. Nobody knows quite what to do with you. They can ask you to move forward and socially distance less. They can choose to stand on their dot in compliance with the dots and socially distance less. Or they can stand exactly half-way between the dots too, helping me to fuck up the entire system.
Cashiers have often called on me to move forward giving me an opportunity to stand exactly a half a dot too close. And then nobody has any fucking clue what to say. The cashier gave me a command. I obeyed. She is in charge. She either has to reverse her command, or the customers have to challenge her to reverse her command. Obviously that never happens.
It is like COVID Chess. I recommend everybody try it.
Not very often even in the most hardened of workplaces. We used to have stacks of them laying just randomly around. I am not sure where I would even buy one these days, other than an actual dildo-type store. You certainly can't get one in the average Petro-Can any more.
Even Playboy, the tamest, least explicit magazine in the business cucked out and went non-nude.
Not my type at all, but I like these posts.
Like stepp, I remember the days 20-years back when four guys in an F-250 would pull up to a gas station on the way to work. Four coffees, two egg muffins, and a new porno-mag for the break-room.
Don't be a Vancouverite-type faggot.
The guy probably owns hundreds of acres of land, if not thousands. That doesn't make him wealthy, it just means he has a big mortgage.
Even if he has the COVID bullshit, he obviously ain't gonna transmit it to a dead deer in a quarter-section of his farm.
If you have a clean history and no criminal record like I do, RCMP won't bother to contact your references.
That is more or less my experience. It only took a month or so. The problem is now all the courses are closed, so like Gunner667 is sorta hinting at you need to basically bribe someone to give you a one-on-one 'course' in their living room.
Thanks. And I believe you, except I don't really believe you.
Sweden and the UK and the US have been in a coalition to lock-up Julian Assange up in solitary confinement in an embassy for the last decade. But Disney, Comcast, Google, Twitter, and AT&T can't put enough pressure on Swedish politicians to arrest a couple hackers?
Question for anyone. Who is actually running the Pirate Bay? It is obviously the best thing since sliced-bread. I know it was started by a couple hacker geeks.
But who runs it now? It has to be a government entity? I mean the biggest media companies on the planet, who basically run the internet, the same people that are currently censoring the President of the United States, and every single conservative point-of-view have failed to take it down now for a decade at least. How is that possible?
Oh my lord. Four whole years over bullshit.
I practically had to beg my building inspector to get a final inspection of my garden shed. He knew it was bullshit. I knew it was bullshit. But it was 100km out of town.
Three years later he finally showed up and put his signature on a piece of paper nailed to the wall. 30-seconds later he was gone.
It is all basically true...and what I immediately assumed after everybody started posted his historical Youtube marketing videos. It was pretty obvious he was pulling a skilled Trump-style marketing campaign.
But Jesse has to go full-on faggot with the racism? This is the same guy who tried to destroy Jian Ghomeshi just because he liked to fuck submissive sluts. What a fag.
They don't need clean drinking water. I pump mine out of a lake with algae so thick that if you go for a swim you come out looking like the Incredible Hulk. I use a $200 Chinese pump. I run it through a $200 filter system. It is perfectly fucking fine. I buy about 5-gallons a month from the $2 refill place just for making juice and stuff.
According to the CBC, one day the Indians are nature loving people who live off the land hunting and fishing and collecting traditional medicine, and the next day they are too fucking stupid to collect rainwater and need a 100-million-dollar UV-ozone quadruple-stage treatment plant.
It is fucking bullshit. Every rural Canadian figures out a way to drill a well or filter their water. It is not hard. There are many methods. The Indians can get fucked.
Female hookers are by far the safest sex on the planet. Tinder thots are emotional and do dumb things. Even if you marry a virgin she is likely to cheat on you and bareback with some bi-fag.
Hookers are generally smart independent business women. For the right price they get into bed at will. They practice safe sex and enforce condoms & hygiene.
I have had way more than 500 partners. I paid for every single one. I can't even imagine eating a Tinder-thot pussy.
I am hoping WW3 starts really soon. I will be first in line.
The really dumb thing is the receptionist didn't give a fuck about the mask on the way out. Apparently COVID doesn't transmit when you are paying the bill.
It ain't me making it political. There just has to be some sort of common sense behind it. I did man up a day ago - I masked up for exactly 12 paces into the dentist office. I then sat in the chair for 2 hours while they drilled the fuck out of my teeth as I breathed in the dentist & her assistant's face.
It is the 12 paces that makes no sense and is obviously political. It was the receptionist who asked for that. The dentist herself literally did nothing different than a dentist 20 year ago.
So, as of today I have worn a moldy faggot-type mask exactly 2 times.
Like what, you're too much of a little bitch you cant put on a little fucking mask?
I have had a full blown Scott Airpack SCBA in the back of my truck for most of the last 20 years. Every offshore oil rig I've ever been on within about 20-paces of the helicopter I've had a fit test for the SABA. I've taken Helicopter-Underwater-Escape training where they dump you upside-down in a swimming pool dozens of times. I have done it using rebreathers. I have done it in 5-minute North Sea rated survival suits. I am fire trained. I am SCUBA certified to 40 meters.
Please take your grandma's moldy curtains off your face. Please. It is a political statement and nothing more. Please.
She's wearing make-up. She's got her bangs done. Jewelry. Her hair is dyed & streaked. She had time to use a blow-dryer, if not a curling iron this morning.
That is just not how a person who is working 16 hour days apparently saving lives looks. I have worked many a 16, 20, 24, 36 hour day in the oil-patch. People who have had a tough 30, 60, 90 day hitch look like shit.
I bet this bitch has never done an honest day's work in her life.
If she wants people to believe that she is some sort of Margaret Houlihan working in an overwhelmed MASH unit for the last 10 months, she could at least dress the part.
"I mean are these, like, nudists?" asked Gates. He added," We ask you to wear pants and, you know, no American says - or very few Americans say - that that's. like, some terrible thing".
Ya they fucking do. Literally every catholic schoolgirl has tried to roll up her skirt to make it shorter. Except the tomboy's who fought school dress codes to wear pants. Waitresses fighting not to wear heals and in most cases wining. The counter-culture people fought to wear their pants below their underwear in the '80s. The fucking goths did their thing with black makeup. Faggots in their gay-pride parades fight to walk around looking like fags. Vancouverite retard hippies go to Wreck Beach to sunbathe in the nude.
The Prime Minister of the fucking country takes selfies with women who want to walk around downtown Toronto topless.
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Everybody gets the right to choose. At the very least you get to choose an establishment with likeminded people or avoid those with non-likeminded people.
So literally anywhere old people are. AKA everybody who has died from COVID.
Fat, old, arthritic, alziemered, people who have smoked 3-packs a day for fifty years, drank a bottle every day for thirty-years, who can barely walk, who forget to shut off the stove, who break their leg getting out of the bathtub, who sneak out sleepwalking after midnight because they think they are going duck hunting in downtown Toronto.
AKA. Already dead people. 84-year olds.
It will probably be negative interest rates because that would hurt the middle classes the most. People who are not necessarily broke, but have moderate cash savings for their kids education and such.